Last night I did what I’m sure, all approaching 30 women did. I was at the Britney Spears concert. There is something about our girl Britney that really gets my gut. She can show her vag, act like farm trash, and use and umbrella as a weapon and I’ll still love her. So of course to celebrate Britney’s visit to our great city, we didn’t just attend the concert, we commemorated her finer moments via costume.
L was dressed as showyourvag Britney. This is the first time Britney spread it for the pap’s. We all agreed that L kind of looked more like a combination of Kim from the Real Housewives of Atlanta with a the charm and elegance of C class stripper.
I thought I was the hotness for 2 seconds with my pink wig circa Halloween 2008, black dress and starbucks cup. Note that my wig was supposed to be punk rock star like for that Halloween. I realized about halfway through the night it actually resembled Kate Gosselin’s hair and this was not a good thing. I felt like a 40 year old mom with 8 asian kids at home who sometimes works at the trashy hair salon down the street who got bored one day with the pink dye.
Imagine the 3 of us walking down the streets of Philadelphia with 5 miller light cans in our purses seeking Amy. It was a streetwalking show, that was for sure.
After 3 beers through the straw of my starbucks cup, feeling the sads about looking like a middle aged punk mom…not feeling better about it with the 21 year olds around, we were ready for some Brit.
PS I would like to note that Friday’s poop post was the most read post in the history of this blog. By more than double. This means you love poop. And this means I love you. Also I would like to thank you for some of the best comments ever received on this blog as a result of poop.
Hi I’m MODG. But you can call me MODG. You say it like Modg, like a Grandma name. Not like M.O.D.G. That’s a lot of syllables and I don’t have that kind of time. 
