October 2009

Moments with Suri.

Hmmm. Halloween is approaching soon. One thing is for GD sure, I’ll be wearing these F-ing heels. Katie, remove your hand from my shoulder and fetch me a quality costume for which to display my sparkle louboutins. If you F this up, you will pay. I am not playing. I warned you Katie. Finally, someone [...]

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Single Guy: The Background Check.

What you are about to read from Single Guy brings back many thoughts. I’ll be honest, in college I was not a fan of said Single Guy. But, I was a single girl and single girls are not much better than single guys. We talk, we bitch, we exaggerate. Now, as a married girl, oh [...]

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Be a Fan.

This is me, plugging me and stuff I do for myself. MODG has a facebook page. Here I will be sharing the following with fans: 1) Secrets including but not limited to periods and butts (you people seem to like that stuff) 2) Pictures of my actual face and life (!!!) 3) Poems and dances [...]

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Did Y’all Miss Me?

Hi y’all I’m back and much to my surprise, people in the south really say y’all, a lot and it’s not a joke. They say it like it’s a real word and don’t even giggle like I do when I hear it over and over. They also smile a lot and I think they really [...]

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Respect Yo’ 30th Birthday Long Ass Weekend.

Oh 3 day work week. You should be the norm. Tell the 5 dayer to hit the road, you’re really where it’s at. Yep, today is my last day at work and also my last day as a northern yankee. Tomorrow B and I are headed to Charleston, South Carolina for his respect yo’-30th birthday-long [...]

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