Shoes Trump Single Guy.

For all of you ladies hot for SG, he’ll be posting tomorrow. Yep, Single Guy Wednesday, try not to shit yourself over the change.
Instead, I need to ask all of you an urgent question. Who knows about Shoe Dazzle? I just read about it from a new blog I love Misadventures from the Batcave.
Basically, you pay Kim Kardashian 39 bucks a month and she sends you shoes. Her and her gay friends pick out what they think you will like and mail them to you after you pick from their top choices. If you don’t want any shoes that month, you opt out and don’t pay. You can quit the bitch at any time too. It’s not a weird rental thing, you own these badboys.
I did some online stalking and it looks like the shoes are fairly good quality.
So fess up. Who has seen Kim Kardashian’s sex tape? I mean…who has used Shoe Dazzle?
Please advise.

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ZDub November 3, 2009 at 4:42 pm

That shoe dazzle link is broken.

I have seen parts of the sex tape, I love shit like that. Not sex tapes, but CELEBRITY sex tapes.

And she gets peed on.

Allegedly.

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Martinis or Diaper Genies? November 3, 2009 at 4:47 pm

just fixed it.

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Lee the Hot Flash Queen November 3, 2009 at 5:21 pm

hmmm, heard about it…i'll have to check it out

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Corrie Howe November 3, 2009 at 6:33 pm

Haven't heard of either. I'm new to blog, so I'm interested in learning about Single Guy.

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Elle Squared November 3, 2009 at 6:38 pm

Yeah, I'm a sucker. I just signed up for it.

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ZDub November 3, 2009 at 7:06 pm

OK, I checked out Shoe Dazzle. I took the style quiz and out of Katie Holmes, Victoria Beckham and Beyonce they ask “Who's Style Do You Like The Best?”

Um, yeah.

It's probably best that I take my $40 elsewhere.

(Suri should have been a choice.)

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Dual Mom November 3, 2009 at 8:23 pm

Love your blog. A quick visit to my house would quickly absolve you of any indecision you're having regarding ankelbiters.

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Chief November 3, 2009 at 8:58 pm

I feel so old and frumpy

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♥Aubrey November 3, 2009 at 9:13 pm

Never heard of it…BUT…a HUGE thank you lady. I sure do now :) -
For only $39 a month…Whoo-Hoo!!!
Wonder what type of quality shoes they'll be sending though? I mean…if it's a box and it's from PAYLESS, you know i'm gonna point the finger at YOU. Lol
How about you try it first then let me know what you think. Good idea…YEP…YEP!!!

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TERRi :) November 3, 2009 at 9:25 pm

This sounds pretty cool.
But can I send those suckas back if they don't fit or if they're u-g-l-y?? Hmmm..??

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Beth Dunn November 3, 2009 at 9:26 pm

I've never seen it. But I'm sure that is what works for her. xoxo

SC

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kys November 3, 2009 at 9:29 pm

I've heard of both. (WTF? She gets peed on? Really?) I've never checked out either one. The shoes are intriguing though….,

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Julie November 3, 2009 at 11:43 pm

I actually heard about it a while back and was told that the shoes SUCKED, apparently they were basically all the worst shoes ever, but I haven't looked into it since…Something tells me it's too good to be true…

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Milltini November 4, 2009 at 7:58 am

I am going to have to investigate this further. Sounds intriguing.

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Martinis or Diaper Genies? November 4, 2009 at 9:25 am

Ok I'm going to try it at least for one month and post my results. We'll see if Kim can pull one over on me…

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sarah November 4, 2009 at 10:28 am

After Pam Anderson's sex tape, I thought celebrity sex tapes were going to become a hobby of mine. Unfortunately for all other celebrity sex tapes, I saw Paris Hilton's and though it might be best if I found a new hobby.

I am considering joining Shoe Dazzle just so I can critique it. I will let you know if this actually happens.

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Mrs. Sitcom November 4, 2009 at 12:37 pm

Sounds way too good to be true…I'm in! $39.95 and you get NEW SHOES EACH MONTH?! Can't wait to hear what you think!! PS Haven't seen the sex tape….or much of anything else…after I had to bleach my eyes after watching Pam's and Paris's tapes…aaaahhhhhhhh!

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Jaime November 4, 2009 at 1:27 pm

That'd be a negative on both accounts over here, haha. I've heard of it but haven't looked into it…I may now (the ShoeDazzle not the sex tape, lol)

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Allyson November 4, 2009 at 1:31 pm

you pay that cheap amount for shoes every month?? that's crazy! and very fabulous!

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At least I'm skinny November 4, 2009 at 1:58 pm

I own the shoes she's holding but in blue so she and her gay friends obviously have great taste and know exactly what to send me.

I'm intrigued.

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hotpants™ November 4, 2009 at 2:26 pm

I hadn't heard of this. I haven't seen the sex tape. That's one I was not curious about.

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