Shoe Porn.

B: THIS IS NOT MEANT IN ANY WAY
TO GET YOUR ATTENTION.
My birthday is this month. Believe it or not, I’m not one of those crazies who forces people to 9 parties to celebrate me (no offense crazies). I actually dislike parties that are just about me. But guess what I don’t dislike? Presents.
Yesterday I left the pictures and links of the most wonderful shoes on B’s computer for him to just look at. Who wouldn’t enjoy that? B called me:
B: So I think my computer has a virus
Me: That is sad.
B: Yeah it’s opening websites with stupid expensive things
Me: Maybe your computer is trying to tell you something
B: No. It’s not. I fixed the virus and they are all gone.
Me: Oh.
Kate from I Take Photos in the Bathroom (great blog) helped me pick out some excellent potential presents for myself. And it is here that I will display them, with convenient links to their home and a casual note that I am a size 6. Let’s just enjoy their beauty for a moment.
Swoon your heart out.

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michelle November 6, 2009 at 9:30 am

LOVE the super special glitteries! The red cutouts are pretty great too. Maybe you should just get both (B!)

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Corrie Howe November 6, 2009 at 9:35 am

They are lovely! I loved the conversation with hubby. Too funny.

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Erin M. November 6, 2009 at 9:38 am

They are all lovely! Bigfoot me will live vicariously through you and your stinkin' petite size 6 feet! Keep us posted on your subtle hints to dh!

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Lee the Hot Flash Queen November 6, 2009 at 9:49 am

I have to say kudos on your taste! excellent shoes…of course, I couldn't walk in heels that high if my life depended on it, but beautiful!

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Menopausal New Mom November 6, 2009 at 9:50 am

Beautiful shoes, I had a pair almost identical to these back in the early 80's that were zebra stripe. Wore them for years and finally donated them to charity only a few years ago. Looking at these is making me feel like going out and buying a new pair!

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Cee November 6, 2009 at 9:55 am

Wow those shoes are pornographic…drool.

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sarah November 6, 2009 at 10:01 am

I love things that are all about me. This is probably why I always loved going to the therapist.

I keep a very specific list of things for S to buy me for my birthday, Christmas, just because I am so wonderful…

I also lead him into stores just to show him things I have “had my eye on” or if we are at the mall and he has to pee I always lead him to Neimans and Saks (under the guise of “nicer bathrooms”) and have him meet me in the shoe department.

Just some helpful suggestions.

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The Shabby Princess November 6, 2009 at 10:20 am

Swwooooon. I like presents too. I have been sending the husband e-mails with items I would like for my birthday, since it is only a few short weeks away, but, I am losing on that front. He doesn't think I need new shoes or clothes. Hmph.

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Theta Mom November 6, 2009 at 10:21 am

You're so funny and you know why I always LOVE coming to your blog? You remind me of the things I still need in my life, even though I am a mom, like those freakin glitter shoes!!! Keep the posts coming girlie because you keep me sane!!!

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amy kelinda November 6, 2009 at 10:59 am

I WANT THE GLITTER SHOES. But no S to buy them for me. Wahhh!

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Ashley Paige November 6, 2009 at 11:08 am

double, triple, quadruple SWOON. ogmosh. I need those glitter shoes. Wait, who am I kidding? I'll take anything with a red sole.. My goal for my thirtieth birthday? No, not see the world. Np, not save the homeless.. It's own two pairs of Louboutins. Selfless, really. :)

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ZDub November 6, 2009 at 11:11 am

Louboutins and Diaper Genies don't go together.

Which is why I wear Converse. :)

I LOVE them all.

Your hubby should get them for you, you were a GRAND SUPREME princess, for fuck's sake.

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Martinis or Diaper Genies? November 6, 2009 at 11:12 am

I love all of your support. But I should tell you all that there is
no.
chance.
in.
fiery.
hell.

That B will get me any of these.

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Jennifer November 6, 2009 at 11:17 am

happy birthday month! you are picking the right shoes for sure! LOVE the gold sparkles….have a great weekend. just gave you an award on my site. come check it out when you get a chance.

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K November 6, 2009 at 11:18 am

Love love love x million the nude sparkle Loubs but of course you know this already. They would be my wedding shoes if they weren't almost as expensive as my dress.

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Aunt Juicebox November 6, 2009 at 11:24 am

My birthday is this month too! My husband already got my gift though. It was a skull cookie jar, leftover from Halloween for 50% off. Yeah, he's sooooo romantic!

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Tatyana Vinogradsky November 6, 2009 at 11:24 am

love, love, love.

and more love

also love the convo w/your husband- hehehehe- virus :) hahaha

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carrie1 November 6, 2009 at 1:13 pm

Ha ha ha… my bf would have done the same thing your husband did.

And I LOVE getting presents too.. Chris (bf) told me the other day that he got my one and only Christmas present. I may or may not have had a little temper tantrum about only get 1 present.

Just to find out he totally lied, and just likes getting me worked up.

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LMJ November 6, 2009 at 1:51 pm

Love all the shoes!!! Get all of them if you can! =D

Babies have those mittens because some of them are born with long nails. My baby touches her face when she's hungry, so she scratches herself. Those mittens protect her face from her own little hands. Her nails are too small are flexible to trim just yet. Thanks for visiting!

LMJ

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Jaime November 6, 2009 at 3:01 pm

Ha, a virus- love it.

And really love the glitter ones… hope you get them! :)

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kys November 6, 2009 at 3:53 pm

Great taste! I'm partial to anything red….,

I don't like to celebrate my birthday either. That's a good thing around here.

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Anne-Marie November 6, 2009 at 4:32 pm

I'll take one of each please (and thank you)!

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♥Aubrey November 6, 2009 at 5:29 pm

PRETTY…all of them!!! Darn virus protection…maybe you should try hypnosis :) -

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blueviolet November 6, 2009 at 7:21 pm

I love what those heel heights will do to my legs, but hate what they do to my arches. But this is about you …so go for it!

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jules November 6, 2009 at 8:07 pm

OMG. The red ones are fabulous!

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DesBisoux November 7, 2009 at 12:12 pm

a virus!?…haahaha good one B!!!

i heart the last crisscross black one…they're to die for!
x

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Southern Aspirations November 7, 2009 at 4:33 pm

Oh I adore the red cut outs. Or the black. Or all of them. Beautiful. swoon, swoon. And by the way, LMAO over several of your posts. Love it!!

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Shaina November 9, 2009 at 10:00 am

Oh god…I am salivating.

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Milltini November 9, 2009 at 10:40 am

I have the black pumps and I have to say that you can't go wrong with them, but you better get yourself some VERY comfy shoe inserts for any of the C. Lous that you buy. I am a very loyal C. Lou patron, but I'll be honest…those suckers KILL! I can't wear them around the city a lot. Only when I KNOW for a fact that I am taking a cab to a restaurant, getting out and going to be immediately seated at said restaurant, and then immediately taking a cab home. That being said, you will have them forever and ever and you will love them forever and ever. I also recommend a pair of the nude pumps..they are my savior, I wear them with everything. I have had all of the ones that I own re-soled (with the red soles of course) multiple times so they really are a lifetime investment. Ha…leave it to a post about C. Lous to inspire me to write a novel. HA!

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injaynesworld November 9, 2009 at 4:12 pm

OMG! Shoes… beautiful shoes. Did I mention my Ebay Moschino heels were “NWT” in box?

As for birthdays, I'm all about the party and the gifts. I start sending out reminder notices a month in advance. And I'm not ashamed.

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MeanDonnaJean November 9, 2009 at 4:39 pm

If I EVER put those suckers on my feet….even for a moment or two…I'd end up more fuckin' crippled than I already AM. The days o' high heels 'n even higher skirts are looooong gone for this broken down ol' biker bitch.

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amy November 10, 2009 at 8:00 pm

Just had a flashback to when you had 8 Facebook birthdays last year! ;)

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