2 weeks ago was an awesome time in my life. It was UFO day on The History Channel. If that sentence doesn’t up my cool factor to you, I don’t know what will. It was 24 hours of UFO programming. Lots of creepy wrinkly men who live in the desert <--------, with big aviators talking in southern accents about “that thang there up in that there sky”. How can you not heart that? I’m here to discuss the best segment of that show and by the end of this post, I may actually be interviewed for the UFO show. Here is why…
One very special show was about a particular aspect of UFO life: Men in Black. Before you even THINK the world “jiggy” this has nothing to do with Will Smith. Men in black are also called The Silencers. See? Now you’re paying attention. These are the guys who go around the USA and shutting people up who know too much or talk too much about aliens. And guess what? I watched it at home and then the same episode again at the gym. I’ m going to tell you up front, that one aspect involved a MIB showing up at a guy’s door who has a blog, who wrote about this stuff and was “silenced”. I WANT THAT. So please note
**I’m going to be throwing out as many alien key words as I can to see if I can get an in-person visit myself. **
So here are some alien secrets for you: ufo alien starship secret codes green men area 51russia suri cruise horse with head cut off
- There are very few UFOlogists in the world and like 7 of them were killed unexplainably.
- Did you know that there are THIRTY EIGHT levels of security above the President? He’s just 17. That’s because there is stuff even he can’t know. So the US hires private firms to “take care of business” so they aren’t liable for shady things…like death. The top 2 are called Cosmic and Majestic. Sounds like a Harry Potter action figure to me, but I’ll take it.
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- They are always watching you (the MIB) and know exactly what you are doing and where you are at all times. They will say things to you like…remember on Dec 12th 1987 when you bought your 3rd My Little Pony and your sister tried to flush it down the toilet? And you’ll be like woah. And they are like…yeah.
- During the course of this show, they showed 2 horses with their heads cut off, creepy black helicopters watching us watch them, a man in black…standing there, and a red laser beam shooting into the sky. Obviously, it means super secret stuff and I’m so close to being Majestic level along with the other 2 million people who watched this. BUT as I said, I watched it TWICE.
- Pants wetting lobotomy mind reading electronic shock abduction knowing too much aliens are here
Ok that should do it. I think my key word usage was stellar. Please come find me now…see? I know too much. I’ll report back on my findings.
Unless…
I’m silenced. Fingers crossed.
The internet psychic says you would like this too:
Hi I’m MODG. But you can call me MODG. You say it like Modg, like a Grandma name. Not like M.O.D.G. That’s a lot of syllables and I don’t have that kind of time. 
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I can't believe I missed UFO day…they better show that shit again.
I am leaving you something on my blog.
amanda if you are silenced than what other sorority girl with a big mouth and a blog is going to entertain me?
oh that's right
me
i'm a sorority girl with a big mouth and a blog too
i'm so silly sometimes
but seriously
you can't silenced. you're my Z
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This is what S and I listen to every night on the radio. EVERY NIGHT.
I love that you put Suri Cruise in with the alien secrets. Now the Scientologists are going to be after you, too.
I'm stoked to see what happens. I'm kinda hoping that you don't blog tomorrow… it will be a brave and honorable silencing.
I love reading about this sort of sh*t!!! I know Aliens are REAL!!! I just regret dying before they make an appearance so big that the MIB won't be able to cover it up. It won't happen in our lifetimes, I believe; but it will happen.
Uh. You rock. That's all I have. You rock!! I can't believe I missed UFO day. At least you gave us the 411 though. Seriously, this is gonna sound stupid…? But, uh, is there really 38 levels or something above the president?? That would SO rock, too!
i love that show. especially when one of the younger guys doubts what the older guy is saying and then the older guy gets pissed and smacks down on them. sometimes i think the older guys is an alien. what is he hiding behind those big aviators??
did you see them creeping up on area 51- and the black SUVs were like stalking them. crazy shit.
Um yeah. your coolness factor just went up at least two levels. Hot, super cool and into aliens! wow!
am I making you uncomfortable yet by telling you how hot you are all the time?
I freaking love you.
I missed it too, I love stuff like that though I am more of the hauntings and demonic powers kind of girl lol..
You are the most clever gal! I love your posts!! I want to meet a mob dude…let him silence me!
Wait…did the horses lose their heads because they knew too much or were they just casualties? Do you give lectures? I need to know more!
Suri Cruise is an alien? What?
I, too, am sad that I missed UFO day
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and was interested to learn that not only are there
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more levels of secrecy above the President, but also
theorist astrophysical telescope
that the MIB actual exist. I always thought Will Smith was an alien though…hmmm
I can't wait to see what happens!!
(AND THIS WAS WEIRD, but AS I was half way through reading THIS post..I get an email…FROM YOU with your comment-it kind of freaked me out…like you were MIB watching me!)
You have to deflect the silencer rays!! Research that shit.
So I am wondering if this is all just your version of a science fiction story or if these are things you really believe. Whatever the case, entertaining as always. By the way…I am following now. I thought I was before, but I realized I wasn't. Sorry about that.
I did not know there were that many levels above the pres, woah. I think they should be coming for you anytime now, your word usage was great. Are you going to see the Fourth Kind? I really think you should haha.
And I haven't figured out how to reply to comments yet (I'm bloggingly challenged…) so I just wanted to tell you that yes fat sex is definitely different and scary, but you learn to 'work around it' haha
my life goal is to be part of the CIA/FBI/super top secret agency, mostly because I'm obsessed with Bond movies, and luckily…I know people…so I'll put in a good word for ya…
huh, the prez is only a level 17 for security? interesting….
btw, my hubs and I are convinced we had an encounter with a UFO years ago in the Adirondack Mountains, in the dead of winter, no one around, odd shaped plane moving slowly over the house, then a transformer on the power line blew. freaky!
I have a field on the west side of my property. It's the PERFECT spot for a UFO landing. I'm waiting patiently.
Kinda freaky..I dont know about all that stuff, but you have me curious!!!
Little did you know…you are already being watched. Noone goes over the 200 mark without having been put on the MIB list. You must be alien…you have jumped 16 just since i read you yesterday. That is double digits UFO Cow head kind of numbers.
I also can't believe I missed UFO days! It all sort of freaks me out, but it's fascinating, too. You've got to wonder what kind of information those level 1 security people have.
That was a great read. You will have to do a post when they find you if you can manage to smuggle your laptop out when they take you away.
Me? I totally believe in them so maybe I'm next!
There will be two well dressed men at your door in the next 30 minutes…don't tell me I didn't warn you… *end communication*
Oh! My! Gawd!
I freakin' watched that episode twice. And here I am sitting in the dark. Are you insane to be blogging about that stuff? Here, let's come up with a code word and if either of us gets silenced, we can send out the code word for rescue. Whaddya think? Bwahahahahah
Wow after watching it TWICE and having all this secret knowledge and new power, its a wonder you didn't wake up pregnant with an alien life form…. damn lucky girl…..
Since I work for the “government”, I'll share a secret with you.
I heard….Aliens……are from outer space.
And Mexico.
Ssshhh!
38 levels above? Jesus.
Um, 2 horses without heads? please help me.
I thought I saw an UFO once. Come to find out, it was a car place flashing lights to get biz. Nice.
They won't ring your doorbell. You'll just wake up to a shadowy figure in your room saying, “I think you know why we're here.”
I was going to comment here but Tommy Lee Jones is saying I should just keep my mouth shut.
Never argue with Tommy.
This was suri cruise majestic!
You are awesome
Ummmmmm… I don't know what to say.
I don't like UFO's. So I guess my coolness factor just was not upped?!
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I seriously just laughed out loud at my desk. My coworkers probably now think I'm nuts. (actually, who am I kidding? they probably already do and this is just icing on the cake)
It's times like this I wish we had more American TV. That show sounds right up my alley.
Here's to hoping you are kidnapped and tortured for what you may or may not know.
Oh.. you're right. You didn't say anything about being tortured. My bad.
OH, I should introduce you to my hubs crazy uncle. The gov't is watching him cause he actually has video of UFO's. Seriously. He went to London for some convention and gave a speech and shit. Now he has 80 bazillion dishes in his backyard and security cameras all around his house and he never leaves his basement. And he talked to John Denver in a dream.
(I don't want you to turn into my hubby's crazy uncle).
Dude, you have totally been watching “V,” haven't you?
I'm addicted.
I'm not really into alien ufo type things, but that was a hilarious post!
You know so much, I have to wonder, if YOU, are in fact, an alien…
My dad worked for the Airforce as a JAG and a intelligence officer. Let's just say… there are definitely things we don't know about out there. LOL this is too funny! Let us know if they come visit.
More importantly, why do all these old desert farts have southern accents? If they're living in Nevada or New Mexico, why do they sound like Colonel Sanders?
Now that shit is messed up.
big, lidless eyes
green cheese
implants
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if i had an awesome title like 'the silencer' i probably wouldn't job hop as much.
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