Welcome to the MODG Christmas house. We dole out holiday cheer and winter spirit like it’s nobody’s business. I’m talking candy canes and smiles all in your face. Not interested in Christmas you say? Too bad, here it is bitches, all wrapped up in one badass package for you to unwrap under my huge blinged out tree. So stop by for some eggnog and a hug. I am now actively accepting presents.
PS. The same person (if you squint you can see him by the door) who engineered a hairspray flame-thrower in our bathroom, also put these lights on the trees and wreaths on the windows. Had I known his talents prior, there would no doubt be a pyro display on the roof.
Hi I’m MODG. But you can call me MODG. You say it like Modg, like a Grandma name. Not like M.O.D.G. That’s a lot of syllables and I don’t have that kind of time. 
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I am wildly jealous of this display.
I can't even imagine the swearing involved in that display.
My kids learned 15 new words on Friday, and I'd only done the outline of the stupid fucking door.
You house looks fabulous.
However, I'm pretty sure your insurance company would frown upon a pyrotechnic display!
I like it! Blinding, yet tasteful.
*holds up a glass of nog for a toast*
All those lights! And wreaths in the windows too! Love it.
beautfiul…lol @ the pyrotechnic display your feller and my feller would get along famously that would be right up his alley lol
I am trying to squint and see if I can find your address so I can stalk you. So far, no luck.
I LOVE it!!! Very nice and christmasy and all.
The second I get to my parents' house, I'm cranking out the holiday baked goods and cheese platters like someone else is paying for it… because they are.
I'm glad you went with the nice white lights…colored light make me want to vomit. And I love the wreaths and candles at the windows…my mom does that too.
Looks great.. are looks no where as good as yours!
I am so jealous of your outdoor christmas display. I need to get Husby on the ball.
1. how the hell did he so perfectly get the lights to the top of the trees? even with a ladder.
2. i'm waiting for a preggers post.
3. what the hell is suri doing? we're 22 days out so i know she must be bitching at katie about something.
Looks AWESOME!!!
I'm pretty jealous. The hubs put up our lights outside but only half turn on right now…ugh.
that looks awesome! my hubs has't put ours up yet, but he had some pretty trashy ideas…which is very unusual for him, bc he likes lights to be all one color, but from the sound of it, every object on my front lawn/porch will be a different color this year. so we will see. i'm gonna let it happen…and maybe even throw in some holographic cartoon characters…
Really I am just testing to see if I can leave only one comment. House looks great though.
AMAZING. We can't even reach our tree tops to string lights up. Sad.
Now I'm in the Christmas spirit.
Name That Christmas Song
Your house is adorable. We don't put lights up outside. We'd probably divorce after the first time.
LOVE the decorations!! We haven't gotten around to doing ours yet – mostly because the man still has a broken hand – but I'll get there eventually…I hope!!
~WM
What a cute house! He did an awesome job on those trees!
That's looks cool!!
We did the bushes and the outline of the garage door and front door. Simple.
Your house looks amazing!! I join Amy in jealousy. My fiance is amazing at anything involving computers, but not so good at any household task, such as putting up lights. Or using a drill.
Have cousin Eddy and the kids showed up in their motorhome yet?
Seriously though, nice display Clark.
That is dedication! Marmot started the icicle lights last year, which ended with me coming home for lunch and standing on the porch railing (in heels mind you) but up the damn lights. So freakish-about-heights-even-a-three-foot-railing-Marmot didn't have to.
This year we aren't doing lights, for obvious reasons.
Mooooog35 that comment was hysterical.
Beautiful house. I love the big tree. Sadly we don't even have our little tree decorated.
AWW.. It's adorable!
OHHHHHH! Lights!
That is so pretty! I'm accepting gifts too!
Beautiful!
And who would have thought that man had SO many talents hey?
I'll be over for eggnog a little later!
Tell Pyro to come put lights on my TREES!! I attempted to put some lights on a tree..got them on and the outside outlet on the house would not work! What do you use? extension cords to an outside outlet?? or a generator? haha I have seen it before so dont judge that question.
Those look so great!!
I am so jealous. My husband would never get on a ladder in the name of Christmas spirit.
Wow looks great- cute house you 2 have!
You sure do it up for Christmas…It's almost like you have kids already.
Ah-whoops!
Seriously.Love.Your.Blog.
This is one jolly-ass in your face Christmas house. I appreciate when people go to this effort, but it's not for me.
Can I move in?
Can B come decorate my condo? Thanksbai.
adorable. can we discuss your precios red shutters that make me think of pottery barn?
Gorgeous. Of course we would expect nothing less from someone with such a GREAT shoe collection.
I love white lights.
That is motivating me to get my house done.
Beautiful! My husband is too lazy to put lights up outside.
Oh wow that is so pretty!! A little one would love to see that next year!!
House looks great!
:O
That looks amazinggg
Like something out of a movie.
I wish we did decorations like that here
Your home is so beautiful lady!
Oh, its gorgeous! Good job!
Ugh, I'm so jealous…you have such a nice symmetricalish house…my house is weird and faces the street kind of diagonal so our lights always look strangley cute. Our pine tree that we usually decorate is too big to put lights on now, so that stinks.
Very nice lights:) Happy Holidays!