So some of you specials out there know that I got the Reebok Easytones and MAN have you been ON me to blog about them. So here they are. No, Kim Kardashian did not send them to me. I bought them on my very on. So love it, hug it, sex it, whatever you weirdo. OK….I need to back up. My college friend/sorority sister/winnie the pooh hater/weasel lover bought these and sent me her before and after pictures of her thighs and ass after using the Easytones for a few months and I almost died on the spot. See here. I’m not kidding, go to that link it’s worth it.
So my main concern was if I could run on the treadmill in these badboys or not. I don’t walk around the town in sneakers. That is for lesbians. But I do wear the sneaks when I’m up in the gym working on my fitness. So if these could do double duty and work my ass and thighs even harder, why wouldn’t I buck up for them? So of course I did.
First the pictures. Warning, they are kind of old lady. Guess how much I don’t care. Guess how much I’ll send you 300 pictures of my hot ass and thighs when you tell me they are old lady. So much.
I mean whatever, they are ok. I usually don’t wear sneaks for life but I MAY do that more because these should make me hotter so that’s cool with me. The last pictures showcases the balance ball technology. This is where the hotness is at. I have it on good authority that this shit WORKS. They say it’s like walking in sand. A separate friend said she walked the dog in these and came home and was hurting.
Now, I’ll be honest. I ran on the treadmill in these. I didn’t fall off so that was good. BUT I wasn’t sore and I totally wanted to be. I was like KIND of sore. And I’m half sure that that was because I sat in a really hard office chair for 3 hours. As a side note, the chair also makes the MODG house poop (SARAH). But I think if maybe I walked at the mall in them for a good 3 hours I may be sore. You can feel the bit of off centeredness in them, but it’s not insane where you’re like, I’M GONNA FALL. You’re fine, calm down.
There you go. That’s the hotness you’ve been waiting for, my toilet. Again, they are no tranny Kim shoes but they’ll do. So the details behind them are as follows. They are hard to find, seriously. Obviously this made me want them more. I scoured a billion online retailers and finally got them
here (Reebok Easy Tone Go Outsides) which was weird and shady… kind of. And I think they are even sold out now. So good luck if you want them. They are about 100 dollars which for good running shoes is about standard.
My biggest concern was IF I could actually run in them and not just stand around doing 80′s leg lifts. And yes, you can run in them perfectly fine. I’m considering doing some sort of before and after like Jamie did but I’m probably not doing that as I have no interest in showing you all my ass. I also really like fried chocolate so I want to eat that instead of taking thigh pics for you. Sorrs.
Now let’s get real with each other. If you sit on your dumb ass all day, your chair ass won’t get awesomer. You have to like walk and do stuff. If you walk a lot, that alone will help your fatness. But these just give you that extra oompf.
I will update you in like a month and let you know how hot I am.
Let me know if you have these, want these or are jealous. All are good responses.
Sparkles Sneaks, MODG
PS. Don’t call them “Tennis Shoes”. This is the internet, not Pittsburgh. Thanks.
**Update**
You can visit
this site to design your own. They are a little more pricey here but at least you can find them and they won’t be old lady gold.
The internet psychic says you would like this too:
- That tricky Kardashian got me again. Yes I’m on a toilet…
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- I think Kim pulled one over on me this time. I’ll show you on my toilet.
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Hi I’m MODG. But you can call me MODG. You say it like Modg, like a Grandma name. Not like M.O.D.G. That’s a lot of syllables and I don’t have that kind of time. 
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VERY excited to see the follow-up report on this as I have been considering a pair for a while now.
My brazilian-dollar retirement idea: invent shoes that make you such skinnyhotness that you automatically look 15.7 pounds skinnier. Don't tell anyone. I am also inventing a phone breathalyzer/drunk text detector but that's a comment for another time.
This post brought my mucho laughs. I want these. Thanks for the update!
You already know how jealous I am of this hotness. Sometimes I feel like you post just to rub shit in my face.
Eww… I am uber jealous!
They will be mine! I am going on the hunt for them now!
I feel more fit just reading about these sneakers. And it stands to reason that if you can hop up on a toilet, you're on your way to an Ironman.
great post. i am very excited for you and your super hotness. thanks for the shout out
After seeing the pics of your friend, I'm jealous and I want them! i'm going to them!
Looking forward to your update!
i almost got them for christmas and then i was like “ehh, no, they probably don't work.” but now that i'm seeing real people's before and afters, i'm wanting them again.
i was kind of hoping i could just sit on the couch, though and they would “work.” we'll see.
You are actually making me rethink if I want to spend the money on these…. hmmmm… xxxoo
Hmmm – skeptical but willing to wait for your full review. Maybe before/after pics for your own use to really compare.
Oh, and must we be subjected to the toilet brush each time? yuck.
Ummm, girl, I don't know why exactly you need them because as we can see from your top o' toilet photos, your legs are pretty fantastic (is that weird?).
But, whatevs, just getting hotter and skinnier. Whatev.
Thank you for this info. I have been skeptical of these things – but hearing you preach about them and seeing other fo' real pictures that show they work well makes me a believer!
The gold flash is an added bonus it means you don't f*ck around when it comes to yo fitness and I like that.
Damn you MODG. Damn you for making me want to run out & scour the earth for these ugly expensive old lady shoes that will supposedly make my ass & things too hot to handle.
I need to see your before and afters tho; I live for before & afters!
And dude, how skinny/hot do you need those stems to be?!
I mean c'mon, as much as I adore you, I kinda sorta wanna push you off the toilet for even thinking you're allowed to get any hotter.
Ugggh, I am suck a sucker for the marketing of these things. Which means I am jealous. I keep almost buying them, but then run out of room on my monthly-allowance credit card.
But…ghetto gold? Really? I guess if they work it's worth the gaud…
gahhh, I was flip-flopping so much about getting these and now you have saved me the trouble of flipping ( or flopping) again. thank you!
You don't have to take pictures of your ass for us, if you dont want to. But if you start wearing TENNIS SHOES in public, I am going to need to see pictures.
PS I just bought new running shoes. They don't seem to be doing anything for me. Is this because I have yet to take them out of the box?
Okay, I don't believe the hype of these. Just like anything, you have to move to lose weight and look all sexable. So, if these make people move more than cool but I think people are going to think this is like the miracle pill. You'll have to update us and tell me if I was totally wrong!
I will say that I'm highly interested to see what your ass looks like, with or without sneaks. Second, those are some ugly shoes and I think the hype is full of poo about them. I have been known to be wrong a time or two though. You tell me.
Um, these are mine by Friday. Oh yes, you heard. I will have these in my closet…by Friday. Even though their goldness scares me, have to have these. Thank you for saving my ass and legs. You rock my poop loving friend.
Kisses Boo.
You know I was expecting them to be more fugly. They actually are not so bad. This is the first pair I have seen up close. I saw the sketchers ones and they were disgusting. Maybe I will have to check these out!
I need these!
Nice legs btw!!!
not only do lesbians wear sneakers around town, so do worn out mothers with aching backs.
reason number 897 to not have kids
I don't care about the shoes, because that involves actual work to get skinnier. What happened with the colonic? That involves laying around getting shit sucked out of you, and no effort right?
I don't have them, but I want them and yes, I am jealous. My BFF just ordered some last night, and she is poor = more jealous that I don't have them. And I actually like the gold, I like all things metallic/shiny/sparkly. I was debating whether or not to buy the horrid skechers ones, but these are much cuter and I will be searching the net for them…but probably not too much until my taxes get done next week. Hubs gave full permission to buy a workout wardrobe. Which will now include these shoes. Even though I just bought some Nike Reax like 2 weeks ago. Whatev.
Oh my god, thank you for this review. Not only did I laugh out loud, which is impressive for this early in the morning, I have been wondering about these shoes. I expect an update in the near future to let us know if your backside improves!
They kind of remind me of shoes that you would see in Fame. I'm 100% on board with that.
I am anxiously awaiting your review on whether or not these things work because if I went off your friend's photos alone, a pair of those would be on their way to my house right now.
But what if I sat the legs of my chair inside these shoes. Wouldn't that help tone my big butt sitting in the chair somehow?
You've finalized it… I'm getting a pair. And just when I swore off online-shopping. Fuck it- my ass needs these. (literally… my ass NEEDS these.)
I want a pair. Please tell me gold isn't my only choice. I live in Memphis. I cannot wear gold sneakers here. Trust me.
I've heard the tales of these suckers. Heard they work too.
I'm sticking with squats and lots of pollo!
I don't buy it. I feel like you're gonna roll your ankle or something….we all know you don't need any more foot probs.
You should totally be a shoe model. Potty seat & all.
My grandma would call them “tenny runners” and she'd pair them with those anklets that have the two pompoms at the heel? You know, in case you were looking to make them even MORE 88 year old chic.
Totally my jealousy talking, of course.
That is why I bought FitFlops – I wish I would have gotten the Anna Sui boots!
http://www.fitflop.com/products/
I don't know if even these shoes can help the B-Dub booty. You might be on to something with the whole sitting on your ass kind of ass. I seriously need to get off mine a bit more. And I seriously want your skinny ass legs. way, way, way bad. Maybe enough motivation to get off my ass. Or to call Nutrisystem. Cause then I can eat my way skinny.
Will be interested to hear your review on these! I'm training for a 1/2 marathon and if I can get some extra help from those in the booty department – I'm all about it!
Not so hot on the gold, but hopefully they'll work wonders for you!! I am thinking about making my own pair, but I'm not sure yet.
~WM
I want these shoes so badly. And when you live in Boone, NC, you have to be a lesbian around town, otherwise you will fall and you will die.
I miss my heels…
LOL Hilarious. Oh..shit…was that wrong again?? Seriously…have those shoes and love them.
I died laughing. That's awesome. I hope you get your monies worth! Cause I'd really like to buy a pair. But let's face it, I'm not going to until you tell me to.
I'm excited to see the follow up report on this.
Amazeballs how you go from sucking poop outta your friends ass to shoes…just like THAT.
i have the super intense MBT shoes because my chiropractor made me get them for my back and neck. They are FUGLY, so I wear them with long long yoga pants so no one can see them, but they make me taller, and they make me skinzie….so i guess they're worth the fortune i paid for them…yours are cuter, and I'm jeals.
I love them… and can't wait to hear about how much AWESOMER you get… definitely a word. Definitely! lol
I think those were hand stitched by Satan, but more power to you if they make you fit and awesome.
I look like a f'ing retard in sneakers. I walk like a gawky ten year-old child. These look nice though. Maybe if I had nice sneakers I wouldn't look the way I do.
oh yeah, I'm jealous. I want some of them sneaks.
Got these for Christmas for my Mom and she got them for me
. My company is pretty into being fit so I'm actually wearing them at work right now (judge, it's cool). Yes I look ridic in a dress, tights and these reeboks, but my feet are happy and my ass/thighs will be happier in the future. I have hot boots to change into for after work should I run into a hottie.
All right, I'm a little bit jealous. I want running shoes that make me hotter. But that gold is seriously hideous. Sorry bout that, but it is.
Look forward to hearing about how the hotness progresses.
So, I am jealous.
I also take offense to your comment about sneakers and lesbians. I am no lesbian, but have to wear sneakers for arch support… it may be an excuse, but it's a fact. SO THERE! (call me a lesbian pshaw!)
nice toilet.
When I first saw them, they had about as much sex appeal as a man's Lands End nylon jacket on a woman (When my husband tried on the jacket, he said HE looked like a lesbian).
But in the pictures of you wearing them, they're not so bad.
I want to try those new fit Skechers.
i don't know…i was expecting to see an AAASSSS!!! it just looked a little less flat. certainly not worth the money. whatevs.
Ok, i want those, and i'm jealous, of both the shoes and your toilet…it seems cooler than mine for some reason. But do they sell them NOT ugly, cuz yeah, they're ugly, as F. I dont do shiny “the guy from Austin powers” gold shoes. You know, the one who eats his skin?? Ah hah, Goldmember…
I do sit on my ass all day though, but i get paid to do it, so it's cool. Well, i do walk to the food cabinet, and to the bathroom, maybe they'll still work?
I'm looking forward to your update in a month.
My thoughts are as follows:
1) They are tennis shoes. Sorry.
2) Where do you live? Want to be friends in real life?
3) I'd let people think I was a big ole box munchin lezbo if it made my ass look better.
4) I sort of want to see your ass.
5) But I still promise I'm not a big ole box munchin lezbo.
You totally look like a rug muncher in those… I think you should send them to me.
Whats up with the gold? Like…why. Anyways, I like this idea, please let me know if you are hotter after and I will buy them. Walking in sand is fucking hard dude.
Ohhhhh sh*t – customizable? Amazing. Just orderd my own super special pair!
I think you just sold me on these. Now to get un-broke so I can buy some super cool ones. I'm thinking mustard yellow, so you won't feel bad that yours are too old lady. And also, interesting fact, being sore does NOT mean they work. If you're working out right, you shouldn't get very sore at all. Ok, know-it-all-ness done!
My outside voice is screaming to get a pair of these!!!!!!
I'm considering forming the MODG”s Toilet Fan Club. No???
Those are so ugly, even on the toilet. But if they make your butt all juicy then I WANT SOME TOO.
Let me start off by saying, thank you for not buying a pink pair. Secondly, thank you for realizing only lezzies walk around town in sneakers. Thirdly, those are kind of cute! I heard they just take some getting use to, but I was kind of like you…I'm not going to buy them if I can't go to the gym and do an entire workout in them.
I secretly want a pair. Can't wait to hear if you they've actually made a difference for you!
Holy Hell! Gold? Really? Are you trying to channel Bea Arthur? Edie Gourmet? Why not the black? I do have to say they look cuter on your toilet, but gold. Yuck. However, I'm completely jealous, I'm going to start pimpin' my hubby to get some, but I KNOW I won't get them in gold.
I've wanted these. I am looking at the before and after…. wowzers. Sold?
You think they're for lesbians?
Ha! My wife wears Dr Marten's boots to work
WAAANT.
Urgh, should have gotten them while still preg, as much damn walking as I did. Then at least one part of me wouldn't be… “post pregnancy”
(That's could for fattish)
LOL!! That is so funny with your shoes on the toilet. THey look pretty cool!!
I'm sooo jealous that you have those shoes!!!! I WANT THEM!!!!
I want some. I think this farm chick would be stylin' around the Ponderosa in these as long as they didn't scare the cows!!!
Have a marvelous day dear one!!!
ps: you make me think of blanche from golden girls – i think she would have gold shoes like yours.
You have to do before and afters!
I am 1000% completely jealous of your awesome shoes. I want to get some and run on the treadmill in them, but then was afraid I would fall and look a fool instead of getting a sexy butt. So can't wait to read the follow up!
Shit, if I am told they work, well, dammit I'm sold.
I may need to get these. I am wanting to get super skinny like I was in my partying days.
Let's just hope my ass and thighs will move forward with this revolution of mine.
Want them. Check. Jealous. Check. You suck. Check. : )
Come on…really…I can't wear sneakers around town? Even if I have an errand to do after I've worked out? Luckily I don't live in LA, I live in the Bay Area. I'm trendy because I shave my pits/legs/pubes, and I don't wear mommy jeans with a peg leg. Holly
I had to go with a friend to exchange her purple pink pair for the much tougher looking Reggie Bush style black ones.
At the store I decided I'm too lazy to walk for 3 hours so I'm just going to do another set of lunges and squats to compensate. We'll see how it works out for me.
STFU! Why are they gold!? REALLY!? I dont think we can talk anymore. I'm serious.
what's next?? Reebox Freestyle.. http://www.jcpenney.com/jcp/X6.aspx?DeptID=61888&CatID=61888&Grptyp=PRD&ItemId=175ada0&cm_mmc=ShoppingFeed-_-Google-_-Athletic%20Shoes-_-Reebok%20Freestyle%20Hi%20Women%20s%20Shoe
ok i saw the commercial for these and i NEEEEEEED these shoes!! mainly because i hate working out with a passion….
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At this moment, I will wear anything that will asist my ass and thighs in getting back to their fabulousness. Gold is a lil extreme, but sometimes extreme measures are neccesary.
I'm withholding approval of this post until we get before-and-after ass shots. If you really loved us, you'd post some.
i sort of want gold shoes now. thanks.
I actually kind of like the gold. I wouldn't mind trying them out. God knows my butt needs it. So ya, I'm jelly of your shoes, Nikon, and MAC.
Reebok doesn't fit my feet, but those are cute!
I’m from Pittsburgh and TOTALLY say Tennis Shoes. Deal.