January 2010

January 26, 2010

Single Guy has broken up with us. Just like every other girl in the USA. Yes I have a picture of his face

It is with a heavy heart and a liability weight off my shoulder that we say goodbye today to Single Guy today. You may have noticed an absence and that’s not at all because he told me that the only reason anyone reads my blog is because of him. It’s also not because I cried [...]

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January 25, 2010

Apparently Zumba is not a vacuum or a monster. Closer to a monster though.

A month ago, I was all…why is my gym telling me about Zumba? Is this a vacuum? Why is my gym advertising a vacuum. That’s rude and I’m not interested in your cleaning supplies. Wait, is it a monster? I kind of get that more than a vacuum. I mean my gym would want be [...]

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January 22, 2010

Confession Friday: Featuring Cuhrazzzy poop and really weird people.

Time to shut this week down and kill the dirty smirk on it’s face like it’s all, I really did a number on you. Screw you week. It’s Friday and Single Guy is in town so there may be pictures and I MAY post them. Although SG really wants me to do this so he [...]

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January 22, 2010

Having blue hair makes me NOT vomit on a beach.

Once there was a girl who was major cool in a major way. Sadly her life did not match. She had a lamecity job that did not allow for greatgood things like tats, leather leggings, glitter sparkles and blue f-ing hair. So everyday she would come home for lunch and clip in her blue hair [...]

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January 21, 2010

Is this stage 1 of being a fatty? Am I on the fatty train? I NEED TO GET OFF.

**Apologies up front for the caps lock. I’m not Kanye, I’m just freaking out** I’ve been using the excuse now for 2 weeks that this is all just because I’m getting my period. No I’m not pregnant, I don’t want to hear it. But I am eating for triplets. And now it’s starting to look [...]