In case you’re a weather moron and didn’t hear the news, we had a shit sack and a half of snow this weekend. Thereby, trapping B and I in the house. I realized this weekend that blizzards make me kind of murdery and I became very thankful for private rooms with doors. Here are some other weekend realizations:
1) When give a lot of free time and a computer, I gravitate towards activities involving pictures of myself (last weekend was Asian exploration, this one is the weekend of BANGS).
2) Painting bathrooms is for boys who pee on the toilet and not girls who stand on them.
So this weekend, L sent me the bombest coolest narcissistic website known to web kind: Taaz. L was all, I know you’re bored, so do stuff with pictures of yourself. I present the makeover website. Get ready to waste 17 hours of your life and possibly get fired from your job. You.are.welcome.
Ok this is what we started with. A super creepy picture of myself where I look like I could rape your brain with my eyes. Fun! Let’s make me over.
So this is a dramatic start to our makeover. I call this one the, give me 5 dollars and I’ll put a voodoo curse on your sister. Also here is a special amulet that I keep with my Stevie Nicks albums. Hang it over your bed and borrow my chicken to perform the spell. NO THANKS.
I call this one, I’ll stab you with my bag of knives. If I saw this girl in a casino (she’s definitely in a casino) I would assume 1) she shops at Bebe exclusively 2) she owns 7 fur coats 3) She carries 4 vials of lethal poison at all times, just in case. Nope. Next.
BAH! F. akldsjf;aklsndv;mnv;ajsd
Somehow my face became dirty with this look. This woman is the star of Harry Potter 98 and she is the Wicked Older Pop Star who sleeps in the dirt with the snakes and weasels (shout out Bat Cave
). You DO NOT CROSS HER. She will suffocate you with her cape. Horrors.
Wait could it be? I kiiiiind of dig this. It’s a little extra Asian and we all know that 2010 is the year of the Asian for me. Bangs in the eyes are awesome. Who needs to see stuff?
Meet Jacinda. This woman saves locks of her ex-boyfriend’s hair. She also wears floor length denim skirts and black lace tops. Her head is giant. Not mine, hers.
*Twihards* Eat your face off.
And finally, the looks I decided to go with. The overall conclusion of this experiment is that in order to look less D horror flick, I need some GD spray tanner on my face immed if not sooner. Wild hair makes me afraid of my own face and it is very hard for me to look un-Asian. Feast your eyes on the beauty below before you run away with screams and night terrors.
Happy Monday to you. Loves, sparkles and bangs.