B and I just got back from DC. It was a Lilly Pullitzer themed 30th birthday party for a friend of ours. I think you know me well enough to know that me and Ms. Lilly P. are not sleepover friends. But I totally heart the birthday girl.
So I go into the Lilly store at the KOP mall to by said birthday friend a gift, and I walk in fresh from the gym, in my black hair with all black workout clothes and I think sweat stains on my butt. No, I know sweat stains on my butt. And the wide eyed blonde in pink and green behind the register looked at me like I was about to skin her with a bread knife and eat her with a side of hate. This was only like 10% true.
Here’s why I think Lilly hates me.
1) I reject the Junior League.
2) I reject pearls
3) I have blue hair sometimes
4) I say bad words
5) I love black colors…like black
Coincidentally, we happen to live at the Lilly headquarters of the usa. Which I do not understand since Lilly is like Palm Beach stuff right? Our closest beach is the Jersey Shore and the day I see Snooki in a pink and green floral is the day I quit my job and apply to Lilly HQ. So every year they have the Lilly warehouse sale which attracts every Junior League member on the East Coast. Well someone special let me know that some really popular preppy pink and green kappa blogger (hint, leave her unpreppy comments, or be nicer than me and don’t) was having a preppy party for all her preppy friends to go to the Lilly Warehouse sale. So I saw an *opportunity*
I sent her this email:
Preppy never responded. But let me put this out there: If she *did* respond I would have fully expected her to mock my preppy ignorance for all of the interwebs to see and I would have laughed and loved it to pieces. Because if you can’t lighten up and laugh at yourself then you should hide in a polka dot cave.
And aren’t preppy girls all about like manners and accepting others and making me cupcakes and jam? I was totally insulted and felt rejected like I did in 4th grade when I didn’t buy my Umbro shorts in time to not be made fun of. I got nothing from her, especially not jam.
And therefor I have determined that Lilly hates me just as much as I hate Lilly. And you know what preppy prep prep? My *good* friend is a Lilly maniac. Like her wedding is on the Lilly web page. And somehow, we find a way to accept each other and love each other for the equal pink and green and black usa citizens that we are. But you preppyprep on the other hand, are mean and you hurt my delicate feelings. And prep does not equal mean, it’s full of NICENESS AND FLOWERS AND PLAID.
I’M supposed to be mean. I have blue and black hair and punk rock boots and yet I am nice to you. And I feel sad. This is so many feelings to deal with….
So MODG readers. Go to her blog and tell her that she hurt my feelings and also try and prank call her if you can. That’s the true reward for pissing me off. I mean be nice, I guess.
MODG
The internet psychic says you would like this too:
Hi I’m MODG. But you can call me MODG. You say it like Modg, like a Grandma name. Not like M.O.D.G. That’s a lot of syllables and I don’t have that kind of time. 
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Here. On today's post she has a picture of jewelry with a pearl necklace on it.
So I wrote this:
“I KNEW IT.
All women love a pearl necklace.
I'll give you a minute.”
You're welcome.
Ummm… i don't know girls like that- lucky!! and the lime green writing on her blog literally BURNS MY EYES! (no lie!!)
that scared me….
hahaha! this seriously made me laugh out loud in my cubicle. based on my expirence punks are always nicer then lilly freaks (or at least most lilly freaks) Just because their clothes have monkeys and palm trees on them they think they are so cool
HAHA…. you are so flipping funny! My favorite line: “Aren't they all about like manners and accepting others and making me cupcakes and jam?” Oh my lord… I just about fell out in the floor!
classic.
I clicked over to her blog but I felt inadequate after about 3 seconds so I had to get out. *shudders*
So, if I do this, does that mean you will visit my blog again??
This is hilarious. I'm a bit of a preppy, but because of where I work…conservative folks. But, that's mean that you didn't even get a response.
That site, wow. I thought I was going to throw up. It's all so superficial…it's like a Stepford wife cookie-cutter…
i'm so glad someone else mentioned stepford wives – because i was totally thinking that!! creepy!
This leaves me confused. Last week you told me you weren't mean. And threw a hissy fit.
Also, I am in the Junior League and I do not like blue hair, but you still want to be my internet bestie. Explain.
i heart you in a major freakin' way, girl. “Aren't they all about like manners and accepting others and making me cupcakes and jam?” I'm hysterically laughing at work and the patients are starting to give me weird looks. I live in Wayne (like down the road from you). Where in order to be accepted you must wear Lilly AND drive a Range Rover. Okay fine. I own one piece of Lilly. And it makes me look like a fat cow. Case in point? Lilly blows. Love this post
I never understood the appeal of these bags. They're not cool or sexy, so what's the point? You're better than this brand, even if you live near their store. No star can EVER make them cool, EVER. Just stay away.
we don't have Lily in England, I have no idea what you are talking about and am happy to stay that way. Just popped over to preppy prep prep- woah is that shit for real?????
it's full of NICENESS AND FLOWERS AND PLAID. < ~ This just made me laugh extremely loud. I live in the land of the Preppy Southern Belles and never feel that I fit in. I might as well wear a mohawk every day because that's how they look at me! However - I respect their love of flowers, plaid, pearl necklaces (gag) and all that fancy junk. I don't give them hell even when they cut their eyes at me when I look more like a lumber jack and less like a Suzie Homemaker! I have manners but I choose to only use them for the powers of good and never evil. (Read: Sunday dinner with my boyfriend's parents). What a douche! She deserves to lose her pink and green pledge pin and get stabbed with it!
I can understand if she didn't feel it would benefit her to write with you (huge mistake on her part) but she could have at least given it an old College Greek Girl try to email you back.
LAMESAUCE.COM!
P.S. If you started a black n' blue punk club I'd totally pledge and deal with all the hazing you had to offer. I'm happy to see you can be friends with all different types of people. Take that preppy girls!
so i just read the first comment here–holy mother! hilariously inappropriate–the best kind.
pink and green for black people is the AKA sorority–not sure if preppey applies…
Awww, that makes me sad.
If I was an overtanned 80 year old woman in Boca Raton I would be an expert in Lilly and if I received your email I would most certainly be your tourguide around Lilly Land.
Maybe I should save this for confession friday.
I was in a sorority. I contemplated joining Junior League. I am a member of a country club. And I like it. Don't hate me.
You should not worry, though. I balance this by cussing often, and I own nothing Lilly. Also the peral necklace comment made me laugh so hard, coffee came out of my nose. Awesome. Now everything smells like coffee.
Ok. Super funny as pre-ussssh. BUT. BUT. I am stuck on the Umbro shorts reference. Because I was just talking about those. But Im almost 24. Was I super cool for my age or super behind the timesss????? Now Im all concerned for my 4th grade shorts status. shit.
Seriously, the first comment made my day. Well this whole blog entry made my day…that comment was the icing on the cake. I don't think I can beat it…but I'll sure give it a try.
When I saw the title of this post I was hoping against all things holy that it was about her. You said what I've been thinking – but with much more crass and sarcasm than I could ever hope to achieve. Well Done.
She's icky. I couldn't believe she's only 25 – when I saw her photo, I thought of a 40-ish housewife that never could let go of her sorority.
I'd love to punch her if I ever met her, just because.
Two true stories:
1. I had to Google Lily Pullitzer and
2. I liked what I saw, but I can't justify spending $118 on a scarf that looks like a Mai Tai threw up on it
and
3. That blog not only makes me feel inadequate, but colorblind.
Oh wow, this just made my day!!! I went over to the blog, was blinded by the pink, felt ugly and clicked out:(
ALSO. I'm not sure what can be said to this:
http://twitter.com/KappaPrep/status/9166439459
I find it pretty rich that you are calling HER out as mean in this post. I'm no Lily lover, and I don't know what that blogger is like in person, but guess what, neither do you. Did it ever occur to you that perhaps she didn't get that email? Or that she knew she was being made fun of? And even if she was outright ignoring you, you think this is a reasonable response? We all need to stop validating bullying behavior.
I am not a pink and green Lilly fan, but I do tote around pearls and love black.. I am a complete contradiction… but loving the hair band… totally modg style.. xxxooo
I go to school with this! Except it's also Southern!
And the reason she didn't respond to your letter? Passive aggressive. It's what they do.
I miss living in places where people swear openly and laugh about bodily functions and wear lots of black.
You're making me homesick.
That girl is just making me regular sick.
What is Junior League? Who is Lilly Pullitzer? I guess I gotta click over to that preppy blog and find out. My Minnesota non-preppy-ness is scared though.
Ok, so I just clicked over to the preppy girl's blog, and I can't tell if she is a real person or if it is some kind of parody joke? Do people like this exist in real life? Icky.
So as soon a I saw her URL I knew it. We are in the same sorority. She is one of the people who causes other people to freak out when I say that I was in that Sorority. They are all WTF? For Realz? and I am all yeah, we aren't all like that.
I do love pink but in a more pink and black look how I rock the lady punk rock way.
i just looked at it again. i couldn't look away!! … until i started to feel nauseous.
I'm going to tell her that her blog header may cause seizures because I think I just had one looking at it.
Here's what I said exactly.
“I think your blog header may cause seizures. It's worse than a casino floor.”
BARF! That's what i say to pink and green bitches. i'll fart in their face. i'll shove their head in a toilet. who's preppy now that you smell like shit and have toilet paper stuck to your face. that's right, i'll use the toilet first
anyway…you should post her blog because now i'm intrigued and want to read the post about the pearl necklace.
stay punk
found the blog…thanks to vicki for posting her twatter post
Preppy girls are ALWAYS mean.
yeah, I think it's pretty safe to say that she may be scared of you…you are the anti Christ to her Lily.
You know what, I seriously thought this was all a joke and then I went to her blog. And I looked at some of the other blogs she follows. And then I realized she is only 25!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF???? As you well know MODG, I was in a sorority and also own pearls. But the last time I actually wore them was at my wedding. Good Lord! I also had to google Lilly. This whole thing is just disgusting. Whats so funny about it is how hard these people seem to be trying to convince everyone that they are 'something' aka preppy or classy or whatever. But you know, their shits still smells and they still fart. So whatever they need to do to make it through the day . . .
I really wish that I hadn't googled her blog. Now I'm disturbed and I have a big meeting at noon.
I also don't know what Lily is or Junior League. No one's ever bought me pearls (or diamonds for that matter).
Things I do know about: farting, mirror dirt, and hair on the floor. That's why I read (and love) your blog. This is the world I live in.
You're adorable in all your black/blue/sparkle/bad mouth/slight alchie/ anti Lilly-ness; just as adorable as all that pink and green!
I had to look up just about everything in this post on the internetz. I had know idea what the hell you were talking about. That makes me a) poor b) suburban ghetto c)old. cause I thought preppy went out with Family Ties?
bwaha. while I enjoy penny loafers and nautical stripes, I was always too poor and brash to be accepted by the “real” preppies, so eff them and their supposed grace.
That is totally NOT cool. I don't like when people are mean to you.
LOL..You're a bully! A Ballsy Bully! You CALLED her out! I can't say I totally loved you until I read this post. We could SO be friends in real life.
this is absolutely hilarious!! sorry your feelings were hurt. i hope this doesn't explode into blog.war.2010. Actually… I kinda hope it does!
Girl, I know nothing of the pink and green hot mess. But I have to know this blog so I can go fulfill your wishes. Hook me up with a link.
So you're a bitch. And you internet bully. And you hate junior league, sororities, and all things deemed “high society”.
Can't we all just hug it out?
I hate Lilly, but I am in the junior league and was in a sorority. I cuss and wear black and despise lobsters on pants.
But was this post really necessary? Do you even know the person you're hating on? Because I know if I received an email like yours, I wouldn't have responded either. It's clear you're trying to make fun of her. Why would she respond? And an entire post? Really?
Not to mention, you've just made this preppy blogger even more popular. You're fueling readership to her blog. And I can tell you, as someone that knows her in person, she absolutely doesn't care.
It's sad really…
What is this Lilly P shit? It sounds AWFUL.
This is why I was never in a sorority.
That link you put up takes you to Google. You are fighting with Google? You are probably going to lose; I think Google is run by Asians.
i had to google lilly pulitzer to figure out what the hell a lilly pulitzer themed party would be. your friends must be way fancier than mine.
oh how i love me so internet drama.
Even tho i don't' know WTF a Junior League is (but unfortunately DO know what Lilly is due to poor choices in early blog following) this blog made me LOL. I know girls of this caliber growing up and always hated them (or loved them but was too poor to be accepted so in turn? HATE.)
But all animosity aside, her blog blinded my eyes FOR REAL. All that lime type on pink background?? EYE GOUGE INDUCING.
holy increidble… which is what you are!
I'm impressed with your humor, your writing, and your blog!
I have a pair of Lilly pants. They're cute, but I keep them in Charleston, SC because I look like a total jackhole wearing them anywhere else.
I'm sad that I can't see prepster's blog.
What the hell is Lilly Pullitzer and the Junior League? :/
I guess I'll google it. I found her page. I love green, but too much of it hurt my eyes.
Wow…I'd NEVER ever fit into her group.
Also, Art History is considered one of the top ten WORTHLESS college majors. I'm NOT the one saying this…go here: http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/03/the-10-most-worthless-college-majors/
I can't handle too much preppy shit…it's CORNY!
To all of you taking offense to this post, allow me to direct you to the following…
http://lifemoreexciting.blogspot.com/2010/02/shout-out.html
Lily Pullitizer is some vom stuff for reals. It's like a cracked out Lisa Frank for Future Housewives of America. Wtf is with all the patterns? At once?? It's like a scrapbook exploded on a pair of capris. Tommy Hilfiger and Ralph Lauren are preppy. AND LESS INSANE LOOKING. Pass it on.
Source: I am a fashion expert.
Yep, that's all I had to say.
–T
I read your Tweet long before I got to your post. You were right to believe you'd stir people up. Interesting reading on all accounts….your post, her blog and the comments left.
bwaahahahahah – excellent Sarah!
I'm so sad – I came back to further investigate this prepster (read: get the link to said blog) only to see you're playing nice now – WTF GURL?
Ok, Ok, I can totally understand the updates you made – but we're going to do some serious toughening up on our heart strings before we start the black n' blue club!
And I have to add – thank you for the twitter link awesome commenter above AND there's no way she's 25!!!
Okay, okay, okay … she actually wrote this on her blog:
I fell TERRIBLY ill last week and only started to feel somewhat better yesterday. It was simply dreadful as NO medicine would work, but this made me realize how the people in Haiti and in any third world country must feel with no medicine. We are VERY blessed in the US!
GAME OVER. She compared her cold to living in Haiti.
Hi. I am much older than you, and when women MY AGE wear Lily, all I can think is why are you dressed like a four year old?
Love your style, your sparkle and your sense of humor.
Amanda – thanks!!! And I have been thinking about you and your prenates a lot. I hope they stop breaking your night brain soon!
I can't believe people like this really exist outside of Bring It On: All or Nothing and the House Bunny (dont judge my movie choices). Also, to those taking offense, MODG gives us amazingly entertaining nonsense on a daily basis. Of course this was deserving of its own post.
Is it okay if I confess that I have ZERO idea who or what Lilly Pullitzer is?
So after some detective work in my non-LP clothes I found her blog. Got a little dizzy. I bet she would cringe seeing me in my yoga pants, asics and long sleeve tee….
You're way better. Much nicer. And way prettier than her anyway. Most of the preppy girls that I've met are bitches. They're mean. And they think they're better than everyone else.
xoxo honey. Love you AND your blog.
There is NO FREAKIN WAY that woman/girl is 25. I'm 40 and look half the age of her. (and no, I don't look good for my age either.)
A few years ago there was a youtube ghetto/urban prepster thing going around. I don't know why but it TOTALLY reminds me of her. Now I have to go look it up.
I learn so much from this blog. I had no idea about this Lilly P stuff, but before I started reading your blog I had no idea that Kim K sold fabu shoes. I don't like pink, and I really don't like pink w/green. Holy mother, who came up with that color combo?
Who hates sororities? Where did you say that? I don't think you did. I think some people (the ones leaving negative feedback) have missed the point and shouldn't be reading your blog anyway. It's the coolness and apparently they're…not.
As always,
Hearts, smarts and yellow farts.
Holy Wow.. She's only 25??!!
She looks much older in her pictures. I followed her blog way back when & always wondered why she hung w/ her mom so much & didn't have herself a man? I thought she was 40-ish?
(I could only handle so.much prep talk, which is why I follow no longer.)
I like LP (no obsession), pearls, black, cupcakes & jam, blue hair, cussing when I'm mad.. It's all in what a particular person likes.
Where I'm from, she's the 'norm'. It's very Southern! Right along with Sweet Tea, smocked clothing & giant hairbows for your little princess.
Let's just all be friends.. There's nothing wrong with accessorizing those hot pink KK pumps w/ your black & maybe even throw on a pair of fab green earrings?
For the life of me I can not figure out why you would want to be friends with this woman…she is my worst nightmare!! Pink and green and manners and shit…No. Thank. You. Im all about being sarcastic and passive aggressive…and I have never heard of Lilly P-whatever-it-is, maybe I am just not girly enough or something but I cant stand the pepto-bismol throwup.
Who the heck is Lilly?
My my, you've created quite a shit- storm style debate here haven't you, MODG?
Mission accomplished I'd say….
The link didn't work for me and i wanna see who this freak is! Sounds like she needs to get a sense of humor.
Oh, dear. Your brand new friend and already several strikes on my viability:
1) Preppy
2) Junior League
3) Fond of pearls (BIG ONES, too)
4) Sorority
Other things you might not have thought of, but I'll just go ahead and admit to now
5) Boat n' Totes (in every shape – as in, I have a lunch bag size)
J. Crew Credit Card
6) Dog collar monogram necklaces
7) Tory Burch flats
Luckily, only one half of my parents fit the requirements of the preppy genetics check list, so my sense of humor and appreciation for the ridiculous of my existence slipped through the cracks. Next week, I might even travel outside of the Northeast. Haha, just kidding – too much, too much.
Do you REALLLLLLLLY want me to write her? If you do, tell me. You know I will! Were you sippin martinis when you wrote this or do you really want me to write her???
why can't i find this link? why?
Dear Haters, (Slynnro and Mojito)
You probably shouldn't read this blog anymore. You will probably continue to be horrifically offended by MODG's awesomeness. The rest of us, however, know how to enjoy mocking someone who takes EVERYTHING way too seriously. You better watch out, it may be your blogs next. Just sayin'
Also, anyone who says “Can't we just hug this out?” makes me vom. a little. ok, a lot.
Black and Blue Hearts and Stars.
Steph
I wrote a review on her blog in November on Blog Brew Review and told her about it and she never responded or commented.
This is who I am:
1. Central California Girl (which totally cuts me from the Lily party right there)
2. Not a sorority type of girl, therefore don't understand/respect the lifestyle… though in fairness, I've known a FEW who I like.
3. I was a “stoner” in HS, so I was grungy and dyed my hair blue and wore black and silver and wrote bad poetry.
4. Recently admitted to myself that black is STILL one of my favorite colors to wear.
This is what I think:
It takes all kinds. Just because I don't get it, doesn't mean preppy people aren't worth it. But, I haven't met too many sweet, kind preppy people in my life – most of them are heartless backstabbers ala “Mean Girls”…
But we are grown ups now and not in HS… right? So, it should all be love and Twinkies and WHO CARES what we wear, does that really define us?!
Good gawd I'd stick otu in that place like a sore thumb (and I don't even have blue/black hair)!! And Little Miss Muffy/Buffy looks like her ass is so puckered she can't see straight! I've never in my life liked those upity and snooty!
You look fab in the pic btw!
I don't know how to find this broad, but if I could I would have a snappy remark for her.
PS. Such a cute photo of you!
What the hell is a Lilly? Or a Prep? I'm guessing they must be sub-classifications of human social groups. I never look much deeper than the primary classes of Dirtbags and Sexual Prey. Keeps things simple.
ok, so since the link is not working anymore
i had to do some serious stalking/detective work. first i had to go to BBR (Blog Brew Review's page) since she mentioned reviewing it in November and then i found what HAD TO BE IT!
damn, i am a southerner and i almost fell out of my chair. My granny would love this shit though.
Tiffany is right Pink and Green is AKA in the black world…which in itself comes with it's own preppyness…but NOTHING LIKE THAT ISH on her blog.
You rock!
-Fellow Philadelphian fighting the Lillys everyday
I feel very out of the loop… I have never heard of Junior League or Lilly whattheheckever… i don't even care enough to google it.
But I was really hoping she would write back and you could have like a “pretty woman” makeover montage… you know she dress you, you dress her… that would have been an awesome blog post!
so apparently i stalked the wrong blog….i found this:
http://socialclimbers123.blogspot.com/
After posting i got a nice chat from a friend that was basically like that's not it…but that page is scary. The page you MODG posted was much calmer, she actually looks like she would be a great party planner. i mean if you liked pink and green.
I love you like a fat kid likes cupcakes and jam.
TEAM MODG
1. I don't know what the hell this Lilly crap is. Nor do I care.
2. I preferred to pair my Umbros with either my stick figure t-shirt or my _______ is Life, The Rest is Just Details t-shirt. Cheerleading, was mine. Gaaayyyyy
I've never heard of this Lilly P… but I'm no rad of red and green and pearl. Ewwww!
Look….I'll be one of the first people to say that I'm not a big “print” lilly fan. It's not my style. BUT LOTS OF THINGD AREN'T!
I COMPLETELY understand why this blogger didn't email you back. It seems that you were trying to do a good job of making fun of her, while trying to learn more about her. As if she is some new species?? It came off a little rude. This whole post does. It's really SAD that you are stereotyping people.
I get that it's your blog and I don't have to read it and yadda yadda but you are being a BULLY! And making fun of people you DON'T KNOW. SO get a life and if the worst ammo is that some of your minions are going to blog bash me? Go for it. You're still going to be saying hurtful things and no better off.
I am a Junior League drop out.
I'm not preppy at all. Im anti-preppy but that doesn't mean I exclude preppy people from my life just because they wear Lilly.
Also, I would never consider being cruel and demeaning to someone I've never met or spoken to.
I dont read this blog but maybe Kappa Prep has more going on in her life than sitting around responding to emails and comments on her post.
Are you even sure she got the email?
Sounds like you're being pretty judgemental. You're just as bad as the mean girls you pretend she is.
I think maybe a couple of people are taking this blog entry a little to seiously but then again…when they're following a blog called “legally pink and green” what do you expect. By coming here and “scolding” her for being a bully you're doing the same thing you're accusing her of. Maybe you shouldn't take life so serious all the time. Lighten up!
ok i'm totally out of this Lilly loop but i found her blog and that has got to be a joke. if it's not.. i'm sure she thinks we've got to be a joke. and so it goes…
don't worry… i got yo bLack
wink wink
Okay wait… let me see if I can wrap my head around this one? Mmmk, here we go.
So you find this blogger who has nothing in common with you (and a huge readership) and decide to embark on a snarky little mission to join forces and therefore gain popularity for your own blog? And she sees right through you, doesn't respond (or hell, maybe she gets so many e-mails that she just hadn't gotten to you yet… perhaps the letterpress was in the mail so to speak). So you? You show your complete and utter lack of class and attack her, not just making fodder of the situation but rather telling your groupies to write and make fun of her. That? Isn't cool.
This type of 7th grade let me get my Mean Girls to go after you because we're different and I can't manage to embrace that bullshit needs to end.
I was in a sorority, joined JL, love my oversized pearls, and (gasp!) own no Lily. In fact, I find bright pink & green not to be all that flattering. There are a lot of blogs I come across that I don't like. And you know what? I'm sure people don't like mine. But there's this amazing thing that exists and it's called maturity. We use it to move on and find something we do like rather than be cruel to someone else.
I was told to come and check out your blog by my cousin, and you are hysterical!! I work at the lilly store in KOP and I know exactly who you are talking about. I am kind of an outcast there because I don't always where my hair down, and sometimes well most of the time my clothes are wrinkled. They keep me around to clean in the back I think. But that other blogger is crazy, and mean. I like Lilly, but I don't pee pink and green like that chick! Thanks for the laughs!!
wow Mrs. Everlasting needs to take a chill pill and hey.. DON”'T READ MODG IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT.
darn! I read this post too late and have no idea who this prep girl is or what her blog is… oh well
I'm from Los Angeles and I'm Mexican so I keep reading about this Lily business on the blogosphere but I have no clue about it. All I know is if you emailed me I would definitley respond, you ROCK! You have the funniest blog I've read and I love it.
I've only ever emailed 2 bloggers – MODG and a super sugary sweet blogger (ironically with an online bakery) who ends every post with “what are your thoughts?” or “tell me your story!” Guess who forgot their manners and didn't offer me one of her vegan cupcakes? NOT MODG!
If you have a sense of humor, enjoy the video I assume C Dan was referring to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTU2He2BIc0
Ok, crap and crap. I'm totally out of the loop. Who in THE HELL is this Lily basterd. I live in Siberia and we don't have anything remotely to due with Palm Beach, tigers and pink. You NEED to send me this bitches blog site. I clearly need a life.
P to the S = you look hot! I bet you were wearing those awesome Kim, tranny, hot pink suede pumps, right?
Wow…I was only trying to say that Ms Preppy's friends shouldn't be coming here and giving MODG a bunch of shit or calling her a bully. In my opinion (yeah I know no one asked me)MODG was just speaking her mind, which we're all allowed to do in our blogs. I'm not playing blog mediator for anyone, I was just stating my opinion. I didn't realize that wasn't allowed.
Aside from all things pink & green, “preppy” and Lilly related, why do you feel the need to attack someone that you don't know?
I personally know this blogger and what you say is completely untrue. And just to make it very clear I don’t own a single piece of Lilly so the fact that we are friends has nothing to do with pink and green or Lilly. It’s pretty clear from your snarky email that you did not genuinely want to come to the Lilly Warehouse sale so who could blame her for not responding to you email.
Just because someone happens to be preppy or like Lilly doesn’t mean that they deserve to have hatred spewed towards them. The same could be said about your creepy obsession with Suri Cruise, does warrant an attack because you are some sicko???? Everyone has different things that they are interested in……
All I can say is that this has been an education…I sincerely didn't realize that people in 2010 referred to themselves as “preppy” unless they were being self deprecating…if that offends some people, so be it.
I'm notsomuch down with the personal attacks on other bloggers… but I have several friends who know this girl personally (yes, we live in the same town) and the way she treats people in real life… she kind of had this coming.
So kidlets, just take a chill pill. This was obviously meant as a sarcastic joke. Either drink the kool-ade, or read another blog.
Everyone has a different sense of style, I don't consider myself preppy, punk, pretty – just the most fashionable female on the planet earth. So typecasting someone else (or yourself) as preppy… kind of stupid.
Law student. And I'm out …
tpos:
YES!!!!! that is it! Thank you SO MUCH for the link. I spent the rest of the afternoon googling the crap out of urban/prepster/J. Crew hipsters, etc. and COULD NOT find it. I thought I was going crazy!
well fuck. this is entirely too much for me to take.
preppy is cool in a margo tennenbaum way not in a lily pukelitzer way.
MODG you ARE a sassy cuntface. but that's why we love you.
and your blue hair DOES suck.
So THIS was the mean blog? Geeze, people are so sensitive.
P.S. I don't know if I'm preppy but I do have a bunch of cupcakes I need to get rid of.
OH, and it's not because I'm NICE, it's because I'm trying to make you butt bigger than mine.
a) so im a day late
b) i wish you still kept the link up
c) i want to read all 105 comments
d) what was so bad about it?
e) meanyhead
MODG, you make me laugh everyday no matter what. You are not mean, just hilarious.
P.S. loving the MK and A “prune smile”
Maybe it's because I'm from CA, but I had no idea who (and had never heard of) Lilly Pulitzer is. I also decided to investigate this kappa girl and am now in total awe. I didn't know people like this really existed outside of Blanche Deveroux and Bravo's NYC Prep. Thank you for exposing me to this delight that I will now spend the rest of the night admiring. And by admiring, I really mean cyberstalking.
RUDE witches…bright pink and green are ugly together anyways. Black is classic. It's always in.
Can't we all just get along?
Or do I have to trip the next preppy bitch I see? That's a lot of work. I'd prefer if we just got along.
A lot of people who 'really know her' came to her defense. Color me surprised.
sweet deal I love me some blog drama!
youre a bitch. a bitch with a cute head piece and rocking striped shirt, but a bitch none the less.
if it werent for the fact you admitted you had butt sweat stains we could never be friends, but that may have saved you.
Well, someone must stand up for the bitches of the blogosphere, so…
“Join Muffy and I every Wednesday for some WASP fun!” and
I have never really been the type to be super in to my birthday.”
Apparently, in her year early graduation from college, she skipped the refresher courses in grammar. And spelling, for God's sake! “In to” her birthday? Into is one word, Prep. Oh well, at least she learned how to sit an elephant. I'm done. (slaps self in face)
How could anyone not recognize the awesomeness that is you?
Lol…I totally couldn't believe she is 25….girl is aging herself bad with that preppy shit.
Too each their own but all that Lilly, Brooks Bros. and preppy shit makes me throw up in my mouth. Like who seriously thinks they look good in 5 different bright pastel colors in one dress?
Bahahaha!
I can't remember how I just found your blog, but I am in love with you and especially this post:)
Please, for the love of the God send me the link so I can check Super Preppy out!
P.S. I have no idea what in the whole wide world Lilly Pullitzer even is!
I don't have a clue what Lilly Pullitzer is! You crack me up though.
I’m new to your blog and I’ve been reading your posts referring to this infamous entry. I love pink & green, but had no clue what Lilly even was. I’m from a small town, we don’t have stores with expensive crap (no I don’t wear overalls and ride to town in a hay wagon). The email you wrote seems pretty harmless & you were obviously joking about the other stuff. Internet haters are lame. It is easy to hate from behind a computer.
I love your blog. I love your sense of humor. I like your style and your husband is hot. I’m glad I came across your blog
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