Usually MODG is all about me. Today it’s about you…because I’m about to blow your mind. You are weird weird people. Which in my book spells awesome. So I mentioned on Friday that I was considering eliminating confession friday. Well I was going to replace it with this. But instead I think it will just be a nice little fancy addition.
We’ve established that I’m a sicko. We’ve established that you are all sickos. This is great news for everyone. We all like a good toilet at MODG and I’m looking to see YOUR toilet. I received this ball of incredible on Friday and I just about peed and pooped in my chair. Feast your stalkee eyes on this:
*THE ULTIMATE LILLY TOILET*
This is a toilet picture submission from a reader. This reader wants her identity secret, which is fine with me. She could have my first born if she asked me. I literally died when I saw this. And it proved to me that this person is 1) preppy 2) awesome and 3) actually likes MODG. So then I thought, man I’d really like to see MORE toilets with MORE stuff on them.
For the new readers, click on the category “stuff on a toilet” to get the gist of this insanity. It started with shoes and it’s come to wild caught frozen mahi mahi.
So I’m asking you as MODGettes to run to your crapper, lock your bathroom door away from your judgey boyfriend or husband and take some pictures of toilet art. It can describe your day, who you are, your blog or Mel Gibson. Really whatever you want, I don’t care.
Depending on if you all actually do this and then send it to me, I’ll feature them on the blog and we’ll point and laugh. If you want it confidential, that’s ok too. But be proud of your art. I know I am.
Do you love it? I do. I can’t wait for your pictures. Also special thanks to Lilly Toilet artist. I accept your truce and you will always have a place in my sparkle heart.
Ok good luck and I hope at least one of you actually does this. Because it would be super funny if you all were like, screw that I’m lazy.
But remember, SHARING IS CARING AND PEEING IS BELIEVING. SEE?
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The internet psychic says you would like this too:
Hi I’m MODG. But you can call me MODG. You say it like Modg, like a Grandma name. Not like M.O.D.G. That’s a lot of syllables and I don’t have that kind of time. 
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It's true, I am a sicko and this is confirmed because I actually started trying to picture how I would decorate my toilet. Hubs would eyeball me all weird when I walked by with one of his surfboards and took it into the bathroom.
Unfortch, I am probs too lazy. But you never know.
That's a fancy preppy toilet.
I am so doing this.
you are entering dangerous(-ly awesome) territory.
You realize this little adventure will probably get you on Oprah? It's going to end up being “the” next thing, toilet art, you wait and see if it doesn't happen!
I'm 1000000% doing this. My hubby is leaving on a trip on Tuesday so I won't eve have to lock my bathroom. My goal is to get one of my cats to sit on the toilet because if anything represents me, it's a shit ton of cats.
I am def. doing this…I just need to find somewhere to upload pictures.
ok yes I am participating. damn this is good
hmm. i would need to do this at work because that is where i live lately. but the pro is, my boss would not find it weird.
i am out of confessions anyway as i am clearly not that exciting of a person.
SWEET HOLY MOTHER OF KRISTIN SCOTT THOMAS.
This is the best idea in existence and I have never been excited about an art project before.
P.S. Love the 100 calorie pack.
this. is. awesome! I can't wait to see everyone's toilet art and do some of my own.
Note: This person may be preppy but I adore her taste in nail polish and pineapples! I love pineapples. Did you know that they are the symbol for “welcome”, so I'm happy she welcomed us into her bathroom with open preppy and stylish arms!
I would pay $5.00 to see Monique dragging her husbands surfboard into the bathroom!
As disturbing as I thought the fish on the toilet was, I think I may just do this! I'm running a mental list this very moment.
Not sure you want to see what is on the back of my toilet..
Now that is one fancy shitter!
Ahhh this is amazing. I love that it says Truce.
Hilarious idea! I'm in…
Amazing!! toilet art is the new “thing”
I should get off my ass and go clean my bathroom.
genius. pure genius.
You are an absolute hoot. I would have never in a million years come up with an idea like this Amanda. I may even break down and go take a pic of mine. Thanks for the laugh.
LOL! I love this toilet!!
Oh my gosh!! I'm actually thinking right now on what to put on my toilet!! XD
I can get really weird, if allowed! XP
bahahha! This is ridiculously amazing. I'm so doing this… I'm actually writing down possible things to put on my toilet right now!
hilarity. loves.
awww, you made up.
with a toilet.
that's “classy!”
LOL – this sounds like fun! My hubby once forbade me from taking pictures of toilets and posting them… (why we had that convo, don't ask)
I am so tempted!
First, I suppose I will have to clean my toilet. Then I will have to pick the perfect representation of me to arrange on the toilet. Then I will have to photograph it.
This sounds like an amazing homework avoidance project. I will participate.
My husband has had major stomach flu all weekend…be fareful what you ask for, cause I'm SO doing this!
That is awesome. I need to do this when the hubs is at work. Because he is judgey in a major way.
OMG I am already brainstorming!
OMG I am already brainstorming!
I can't do this because I am in Miami Beach right now but I saw a t-shirt that I actually thought, MODG needs that shirt. it said, “hating me still won't make you pretty” LOL.
Well I go back to my sucky real life tomorrow so maybe when I get home. Sigh.
that is so wonderful that you have cleared up any misunderstandings with a shot of toilet goodies.
i'm going to have to think about this. i want mine to be oh no she didn't.
it will be good. it will be good.
I can't wait to see what people have on their toilets! Sounds like fun
LOL too funny :0 ! Love your sense of humor
I'm totally doing this. I'm already picturing vignettes a la toilette. Look how fancy I'm going to be, I'm speaking French. That's fancy. Just to let you know, I think you're all sparkly and junk, so I gave you a beautiful blogger award. Go to my blog and check it out. You could even fancy it up with sparkles and glitter. Congrats. Now start preparing your speech.
I totally got busted working on mine.
I would forgive anyone who loves OPI as much as I do. My favorites are the purples.
OMG!!!!! This is better than makeup sex! I love it, I could not believe my eyes. I am SOOOO going to take a picture this week! I can see it now–you will be famous like Frank Warren with Post Secret, but instead just lots of pictures of Johns…not my son, not my husband but the pooper.
Oooh THIS is going to be so fun! I can't wait to put stuff on my toilet. Maybe I'll leave it for my uber conservative male roommate to see. CAN'T WAIT!
Only you MODG.. only you!
You were right… it is VERY pink and green.
this is hysterical…i am brainstorming and brainstorming…and haven't come up with much. ha. BUT! I can't wait to see everyone elses toilet art gems!
You crack me up. I better think about this challenge!
jajajaja it's gonna be hard to top this one.. or your “altar”
OK fine, I'll send you one from Baby H.I.T. Enough begging already.
I can hardly wait to see more of these!
I am already working on a list of things to display on my toilet. This is such a bizarre and fascinating idea.
Superb idea! I'm in!
James… and the Belfast Sinks
Ahahahaha!! OMG, Ok, I am already trying to come up with my toilet art! My goal is to get my dog, some coffee, some makeup, and perhaps a crappy paper project (for which I am totally known) onto my toilet. I may have to tie the dog to the toilet tank…don't worry, I'll use sparkly ribbon!!
genius. this may force me to actually clean my toilet. or not.
The “preppy toilet?” Freaking hilarious!
This is brillz. Big Ups to prepster.
Dude. Food on a toity….for real? Love it. ah ha ha
I'll send you my toilet picture. When I get around to it, of course.
Oh, I want those Mister Salty's! Even though they've been on the toilet.
I don't even want to put bacon on my toilet. Besides, I'd eat it all before I got into the bathroom, and have nothing to photograph. I'll have to think of something else.
OMG this is amazing!!!!!
Oh wow. I could never be this creative. This is the shit. Literally.
omg lol!! {I know that breaks the modg rules but that is all I could muster up!}
cant believe i'm just now seeing this! i'm working on mine NOW.
Well that was nice of her.
Let's see what kind of crap I can put on my toilet.
You should know that Gillian (fellow blogland friend lady) and I are feverishly compiling our own toilet extravaganza. And we think we should get extra sparkle bonus points for doing ours on a dorm room toilet with no lid. Thoughts?