March 30, 2010
Backstory:
I FORCED B to take this music video of me. B was like “this is weird this is weird this is weird”
I’m all, IT’S NOT WEIRD IT’S IMPORTANT AND SPECIAL.
Then I fall over a snow couch. Who puts couches in the snow?!
Oh, you should know we arrived home last night at 2am and it’s 7am.
And my body is on pacific time. My fat bloated body that is. I think this is what nitrogen balloons maybe feel like.
Enjoy.
Not all 3 or I’ll call the cops. I will.
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Can we please be friends? Thank you.
I love that nobody else in the background is watching you. And those sparkles with that orange are the way to go!
LMFFFFFAAAOO!!! Thanks for this. Thank you, thank you thank. you.
LOL!!! Great start to my Tuesday. F'ing hilarious.
Love the sparkles on the slopes. Love your dance moves.
You are famous! Kisses
Love the orange coveralls! =)
And I feel you on the fat and bloated part… damn Aunt Flo!!!
You are a crazy woman. This is awesome.
Oh My Gawd.. Hilarious!
Must be perfectly normal there since no one seems to mind.. Ha!
LMAO!!!
This is great!! You superstar, you!!!
Really, moments like this make me say “Screw east coast NC…I'm moving up north where people know how to have fun.”
I <3 you.
Just caught up on all of your vacation posts – looks like an amazing trip!!! I am really happy for you guys. Hope we can meet up again soon!
Love it. You're hilarious.
“JULES” already said it, but it was the 1st thing i noticed too…. no one is watching –WHAT IN THE WORLD??
~cm
Can I make a request? Kidding. Hope you had a great time. Now go to a poop spa to unbloat.
a couch in the snow, hahaha… oh my… xxxxoooo
This cracks me up! That outfit was really somting, I'd have never thought to pair orange coveralls with a sequin top
I love it!!!
AWESOME!
haha, I'll take two of those !
Word to your sequins. Boo to the snow. Fuck to the snow couches.
Holy Coveralls Batman!!!
Awesome….. now that's how you vacation!
LMAO. Looks like y'all had a fabulous time!
Why does B judge you?
Obviously he doesn't care about the Internets like Jeff.
Also, you have mad dance skillz.
Really? No one was watching you dance? The impromptu music video deserved a massive crowd.
I played this for Avery and he laughed. I am so glad he gets your funny. I may or may not have told him you were related to Elmo. Miss you
i love love love you and think you are the funniest person EVERRRRRRRRRRRR.
I don't know why B thought it was weird. Looked like a normal day in orange ski bib and sparkle jacket to me. Loved it!
I feel that B tries to hold you back from reaching your full awesomeness potential. Keep your oppressive “weird” comments to yourself, B. Is he jealous? I think he just wishes he had the balls to dance and sing with sparkles in the snow.
He stopped recording just as it was going to get awesome!
Rum and cider? Seriously? Why have I never heard of or thought of that. Damn.
Why are you not a pop star?! Someone needs to get you a music contract, stat.
haha! Awesome!
haha! Awesome!
That is awesome!
Dude. You totally almost did the full on Running Man move.
I love how the people to the left aren't even looking at you.
Snowpants and a Sparkle Cardi?
You are so a music video!
Very funny! Glad you back home safe and sound!
I kind of think you are like an adorable wind up toy (that is wound up by rum ciders) that would be realllyyyy entertaining for me to hang around with. But you don't seem like you are easily bullied which is a bummer because one of my FAVE tricks is making my drunk friends get braids on trips to the beach, and I think you would be too smart to fall for that one.
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ok, so i've always been a #1 fan of the suri cruise posts. HOWEVER, i think this music video may just take the cake. best post ever! i worked at record labels and in studios for a long time, and this type of rhythm/creativity/skillz is hard to f'ing come by.
hearts to kelly and hearts to you, g-friend.
and don't worry suri, celebrity baby sparkle hearts to you too. do a dance to kelly clarkson and you'll be back in the top spot soon.
Makes me wonder what might have happened if there had been a snow toilet….
BAH! This is awesome. We need more. TOO FUNNY! Well done girl. And way to play off backing yo' thing up to the snow couch, excellent!
It is sad that cider + rum has never occurred to me. I must try this.
Wow – such emotion! But really… snow couches? What the hell?
Those sequins really catch the light.
you are amazing…like UH-MAZING!!! please by my friend too?
you are amazing…like UH-MAZING!!! please by my friend too?
Your dancing made me think of The Breakfast Club. Nice moves.
fabulous sequins. just the perfect touch for your music video debut. but seriously, this made my day!
Um I def. want to see the full length version. And I'm really into “Bad Romance” & whatever that LG song w Beyonce is, so if you could do a little of that, that'd be great. You could do a new series of music videos. Move over toilets.
This is a direct quote from my 4 year old Haley:
“Oh, that was weird.
Can I see it again?
I kinda like that girl.”
You have officially arrived when Haley approves.
So we watched it again and she said:
“I was trying to learn the words to that song but that loud boy was talking.”
In other words, please tell B to pipe down.
This made my day! I needed it.
Total bouncing and jumping awesomeness.
I'm impressed by your drunk dancing skills… you actually looked legit!
Snow couches are put there for people who drunk dance in the snow, fyi.
Hahaha!! Love it!
Again a reason to love you. Well a few reasons. Orange snow suit. Lip syncing in the snow. And the couch thing is awesome too.
Thanks for sharing.
Feisty
(sorry I've been missing. no good excuse)
ohh i died watching this! we need to have a dance party. fyi im probably going to watch this video EVERYday its 19 seconds of giggles and rainbows! really is that modg dancing or kelly clarkson style dancing? just wondering. off to go rewatch and laugh more! thanks for caring & sharing!
Can we please be bestest friends forever?
omg, the stumble over the snow couch was the cherry on top. I DIE! You are ridiculous and I may have watched this 4 times b/c I need this laugh, xoxo!
I love B's back-up vocals. haha.
I've had a crummy couple of days, but thanks for making me smile! The video was great!
I watched that twice. AND LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY. Love the sequins.