Ok, most of you caught on that I am not opening a goddamn traveling usa poop exhibit with real scientists and storing my own poop samples in the refrigerator. MOST of you. Some of you, did not. I even put a link in the post that says this is stupid false and you are an April Fool’s fool. However I’m less concerned about you being maximum strength gullible and more concerned with what this says about me as a person.
That OR you are April Foolsing ME now. And this is really a never-ending cycle of fools.
Consider this the tip of my hat to you, you fools:
Milltini said…
This is amazing! To be the country’s premeire poop expert…that really is big time stuff. Congrats!
Dollface said…
omg how cool!!! let me know when youre in ny, xxxoo
Gini said…
That’s…..the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard. And I don’t even have poop issues. This will not, however, stop me from going to your exhibit. I just am…wow. WOWZERS.
(then she caught on)
melifaif said…
I think it sounds pretty shitty, if you ask me! Bahahahahahaha
Sara said…
Philadelphia just became the site for my future vacation home.
via Facebook:
Lauren: You are amazing! This traveling poop exhibit is the greatest thing I’ve Ever heard of!!! Love it
Wendi: HOLY SHIT! (no pun intended) is this for real? Poop is the best…doing it..and talking about it. I am there!
Yeah, now that I think about it. I like this. I really like that you thought I could do this for real. It gives me hope for my future.
Hearts,
MODG
Hi I’m MODG. But you can call me MODG. You say it like Modg, like a Grandma name. Not like M.O.D.G. That’s a lot of syllables and I don’t have that kind of time. 
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So wait, you're not traveling the globe to educate on poop?
I totally bought it and was just sitting here trying to think of the right words of congratulations.
And what does it say about me that I would go to such an exhibit and am slightly disappointed that it's all a farce???
I hope that someone buys you this. I saw this and immediately thought of you:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34809315
I'm all about an MODG world tour but I think I'd rather have it be of your toilet shoe pictures in a fine art museum vs. the stuff INSIDE the toilet.
You almost had me but then I remembered LINKAGE (usually at work I just read the blog then visit the links after the comment is posted) You have taught me to know better!!
why the hell not? if they can have an entire exhibit dedicated to dead bodies, why in the hell wouldn't they have an exhibit on feces. and seriously, just google the word “poop” and i am sure you come up as a top natural search listing. you and dr. oz could go in on this together. whatever, i freaking hate april fools day…but i'll tip my hat to you and say well played.
OMG You are too funny! You have me laughing out loud (at work!). Even your about me is funny!
Awesome. When I saw on Twitter that you had a 'big announcement' today I knew then that whatever it was, was your AFD joke.
But I really, really love the poop worshippers you have there.
I fell for it for a minute. I'll admit it.
Shit. I missed the link. Damn.
bwaahahahaha! That is hilarious. I didn't fall for it but I had to hit the link! Way to reference Zoobilee Zoo! Now that brings back some memories!
It was a brilliant joke. And kinda, sorta somewhat believable. Until the keeping poop in your refidgerator.
pull off a joke and learn a little more about urself and ur readers.
triple win post… but still a little vom-ish.
Well, obviously, there is a whole untapped market. You could be missing your calling.
I did want to add that I am a little scared of what goes on in your head.
hahahaha… april fools to me! xxxoo
i still just wish you were pregnant.
For the record, I knew you were pooping a fast one…I mean, pulling a fast one…but it was almost believable coming from YOU!
And sparkle farts??? Priceless.
See, now that's a shame. With all the cheesesteak places in town, Philly really does have it's very own level of poop specialness which deserves it's own exhibit.
Dream big. This could be your calling.
I am still laughing about this…and also still thinking how I can be your agent and turn this s%&^ into gold…literally. I'm thinking reality series?
LMAO!!!
I did read those comments on the last post!! Double laughs!
XD
I'm so disappointed in the Internets right now.
HAHA….Great April Fool's….
god people are so fucking stupid I can't handle it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJazvumHNyk&feature=related
bahahaha! I think the funniest part was zubilee zoo- I forgot about that shit show! xx
You realize that this makes you super powerful, right? You could say anything!
i showed up to the party too late and totally missed the joke, but that's pretty hilarious. nicely done.
zoobilliy yourself.
STUPID joke.
STUPID blog.
april fools! your HIlarious.
I'm still waiting for the double April Fools where you say, “JK! My poo is on display!”
You can do this (wo)man!
I heart this post simply because of the pic. Mr. T. is the voice on my GPS… he tells me “TURN LEF', FOO'!!” and I have no choice but to obey. I don't wanna get my ass kicked on the morning commute.
I hate when I miss a good discussion on poop. Damn!
Funny!
ha ha, too funny!
Darn, and I was already to buy tickets. Ah ha ha
I still hold to the fact that I'd go see that shit… literally.
But, yeah, greatest April Fool's Ever.
I'd go.
completely unrelated but am too lazy to go onto my email acct and email you.
wondering if you have hacked onto my blog bc THIS was the ad at the bottom
http://www.celebritybabyscoop.com
with a picture of YOU KNOW WHO on it
DYING.