**UPDATE**
Kelly had to cancel tonight because her husband ate her internet. So it’s not working. We’re rescheduling. Super sads. But I’ll remind you all at the later date and time**
I have something to tell you. 2 things really.
First and biggest and weirdest and scariest: I will be podcasted into the internet tonight at 8pm eastern. Kelly from Speaking from the Crib is interviewing my voice and putting it on the internet. *super scares!* And you can listen live and even call in…I think?
OH man, I just looked at it to give you the link and it’s an HOUR. I don’t even talk to B for an hour. Like never 60 minutes in a row!
So here’s the thing guys, when I write, I edit delete edit delete and make it super hilarious for you. When I speak, I’m like um. hi. how are you. i’m fine. NOT FUNNY. Super pressure.
She says she’s asking me about being Asian in 2010, Suri, your mom, maybe my mom and probably my toilet. I’ve maybe emailed Kelly 98 times saying like, “I’m scared”, “Hi will you send me the questions” “I’m scared” “Are there any questions you can send me?” “I’m scared” “hi”.
And she’s like YOU’LL BE FINE YOU MORON ASS FACE. Soandso was SO funny. And then I interviewed THIS person and they were so funny so you’ll be fine and SO FUNNY.
Oh super, that helps in a totally non helpful tons of pressure kind of way.
Anyway I’m still not totally sure how this works but I THINK there is a number you can call in and ask me questions? (Double hearts club can ask me about Danny Tanner). So maybe call in and make me not feel so bad about myself? Remember, 8pm eastern. You don’t need to eat dinner. JUST BE SKINNY AND LISTEN.
Call-in Number: (347) 539-5407
But Kelly says to wait until she asks you to call. Kelly runs this shit.
OK next thing I have to tell you:
I am at an appointment this morning with a midwife. I’m nervous she’s going to perform vagina magic on me. This is Zdub’s fault. Usual disclaimer: I am not pregnant.
Back to the podcast Let me know if you’re going to listen or call in so I can be prepared for you. There is a good chance Kelly may be like, dude that call in number is only for you. woops.
*ok I double checked, you can call*
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Hi I’m MODG. But you can call me MODG. You say it like Modg, like a Grandma name. Not like M.O.D.G. That’s a lot of syllables and I don’t have that kind of time. 
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So, this is pretty exciting. Can't wait. Also, re: the midwife thing. I've been reading birthing stories on The Bump (usual disclaimer: not pregnant either) and they scare the HOLY GHOST out of me. What's especially scary is the number of different ways you can tear your vagina. http://pregnant.thebump.com/birth-stories.aspx
Don't be nervous.
I did her podcast last week (SOUNDS SO DIRTY!) and was all nervous but then we started talking about vaginas and I got into a groove.
Pun intended.
yay for podcasts! I will totally listen, and I'm sure you will be completely fine. And I too have a total fear of midwives. Only problem is I am 8 months pregnant. I think I should get over my fear of her exams since there is gonna be so much more happening down there in the very near future (which all totally scares the crap out of me. Why couldn't anyone have told me all the horror movie-esque stuff that can happen BEFORE I got knocked up?)
Kelly makes it easy and makes you very comfortable. No biggie. You'll be great.
I'm a fairly new follower…but from what I have seen…you are so funny! I will be listening in…No one needs to be watching DWTS (that's Dancing with the Stars) live result show to see Kate Goseelin getting the boot (praying!) or American Idol….Instead….everyone needs to listen to you and your hilarious shenanigans!
I'm so excited for you and for this!! I will work my dinner around the pod cast and hope for the major skinnies for doing so! GOOD LUCK GIRL! (You don't need it).
Looks like I'm missing American Idol for you <3
Girl you are going to be so great! If you're nervous maybe do the podcast on the toilet? Okay that came out wrong. Whatevs. Good luck!
you'll be fine.
its a podcast. not the apollo.
This is awesome!
The preggo porn is a little creepy, though. J/S
Wait Hello, I need more instructions than… its a podcast. I go on itunes download this podcast? What? What do I search for?? I thought podcasts were pre-recorded then you just tune in, they are live? Help.
You'll do great! Of course, you can always do a post with questions you'd like us to ask or ones you absolutely will not answer so that you feel better prepared
Yaaaaaay, I hope I get a minute to listen tonight!! I have plans to be skinny at the gym. ruh roh.
OH YEAH AND GOOD LUCK!!!
1. Good luck. You will be fine. I did this when she first got started and it was fun. Although I had to go out and sit in my minivan for confidence. I am Sheera when I'm at the wheel of my minivan and no one can stop me.
2. Along this line, I think you should call in from your toilet. I think just sitting there you will be able to harness all your toilet powers of brilliance. Give it a try. You can do anything you put your mind to, as long as you are sitting on your toilet!
Not exactly the road, but you're taking it (your show) in the right direction. Will be listening.
Also, I wanted to comment on the midwife sitch. You need to get pregnant really soon. You either get pregnant or you are the biggest tease ever. If I don't live to see you have a kid it will break my heart. I may go get pregnant just so someone on the interwebs is pregggers!
Just make yourself a drink, you will be fine. I'm going to see if Zoe has time to call in, she can tell jokes and ask you about fashion.
P.S. That midwife picture? That could have been a scene from my last birth. And with the doula. And a crock pot.
Naked MODG+Midwives+Crock Pot=BEST BIRTH EVER (and hopefully an Asian baby)
I listened in to Kelly's last two podcasts…they were good/funny!!
I'll be tuning in (6 pm) my time, an hour before the baby's bedtime).
I might call, but I hate my accent…so maybe not!
I'll still be tuning in!
XD
voice stuff, how scary!! i'm scared to even make phone calls. but you can do it. you're a fearless asian-talian.
Oh dude, this is too freaking good to miss!
I pretty much love that picture of you. There, I said it.
I haven't really got into the podcasts, but I was TOTALLY going to listen to yours. So this works out for me, bc I was torn between you, DWTS and The Biggest Loser. So try to reschedule on like a Thursday night, that works out better for me. Thanks.
The part that is anxious to hear this interview is upset it's been postponed – however the other half of me that has to clean up the kitchen, cook dinner AND work in time on the elliptical tonight is forever grateful! KEEP US POSTED – p.s. where's my pie?
It'll be fantastic, don't worry.
Or worry… and know that we'll all be listening, waiting for you in the shadows to eff up something.
*insert evil laugh now*
gahhh, please just get knocked up. everytime i see the word “vagina” on your blog, i get really excited, only to then be let down by a disclaimer.
whoa modg, whoa. super lame that the podcast is cancelled. i actually was looking forward to it all day. lame. lamelamelame. at least now i can watch the shit show called kate gosselin on dwts
What?! I was looking forward to your interview! I was supposed to do it next, but, BUT, aparrently she's out of town so I'm season 2 now. Bleh.
Sads.
Ok, First…where the bloody hell did you find that crazy hippy picture of the naked prego lady. That picture just made me throw up in my mouth. I had two of my own babies straight our of my vajayjay and their was no way in H E double chopsticks that I would be all naked like that and let some midwife stroke me. Weird.
Second, dammit! I missed it. I hope you were funny and you didn't bomb. That would suck. But I know you will fill us in on the details. Possibly post some sort of link to listen to it? Good luck sister. OK, good luck like 2 hours ago. Are you really Asian?
DON'T FUCK THIS UP, MODG! Very big, very famous and VERY important people will be listening.
I am not even remotely joking.
You will do awesome whenever it is rescheduled for. Have a glass of wine or 3
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