April 2010

April 22, 2010

I’m the BAD and B is the ASS, except it’s opposite in bed.

Remember when I pissed off all of those preppy girls? Like ALL of them? Apparently preppy girls really like to blog because there are like 90 hundred of them and like the bat signal went off, they all came here to give me a piece of their pink and green minds. Ok I know you’re [...]

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April 21, 2010

Please don’t call PETA on me. Unless they want me to do that celeb naked thing. Which I’d consider. (*Updated*)

My cat Charlie has acne. On his face. Actually on his chin. Charlie has face pimples. Charlie is going through puberty, becoming a man and has feline acne. For real. So then Willy is all, I don’t care about lame Charlie. I have more important things to worry about like taking care of this house [...]

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April 19, 2010

Kim Kardashian failed me this month. I REJECT THESE SHOES.

Since my role is not only as blogger, but also as Kim Kardashian shoe reviewer, I thought I should tell you that I straight up rejected all of her slut shoes this month and will be receiving nothing from our frienemies at Shoe Dazzle. Oh and the kicker is that I have a credit for [...]

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April 19, 2010

The Dream: me + plants = fame. Seems obvious.

Sometimes when I’m bored I do stuff. And by stuff I mean order things online. The internet is a big beautiful place full of so many wonderful products and services right at my finger tips. How can I not at least be open to most of them entering my life? So a few weeks ago [...]

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April 16, 2010

SUNDAY IS SURI’S BIRTHDAY.

A big happy birthday Suri from all of your friends who would like to stay off of your shit list. Including me and the entire MODG community. Please wish Suri a happy 4th birthday on Sunday.Or else.

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