May 2010

May 12, 2010

This isn’t a shoe battle, it’s a full blown world wide SHOE WAR!

You know how in high school you always wanted 2 guys to fight over you and like make a scene about it and you would be all, oh yeah, well I’m just awesome so I get it? Well that’s my life now except instead of guys it’s fake shoe styling membership websites. You all know [...]

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May 10, 2010

Where is MODG?

I’m sick. My holes need a cork. In better news I discovered the radical band Ultra Vomit in a google image search. Always a silver lining. Please pray and chant for my holes. Love, MODG

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May 7, 2010

Blue breast milk, sharting and pants on the ground: CONFESSION FRIDAY

Holy shit it’s Confession Friday. Do you believe it? I got off of my lazy ass, got my shit together and brought you a Confession Friday. The last of which was March 5th. A select (very annoying) few of you were ON ME to bring this back. So here it is. Roll around in it [...]

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May 5, 2010

We’re talking about holes. And black holes are my favorite. And it’s not racist. Or sexual.

Why is everyone so busy with holes? Like holes are either super bad or super good but usually super bad even though they are nothing, by definition. So we have a super bad hole right now, according to B. It’s in the ceiling of our dining room and it’s not an on purpose hole. It’s [...]

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May 3, 2010

The hippies were right about the midwife. So they obviously know about pimple puss.

I can’t explain it, but when hippies tell me to do stuff, I usually listen. It may be some hippie witchery magic or something, but they have this control over me. So ZDub was like, we both have pimpular skin. I’m doing this oil cleansing method and it’s awesome and you should try it because [...]