DON'T YOU DO THIS TO ME.
Before we get to the words of the day, which I’ll post later this afternoon: KNOW THIS NOW:
My podcast is tonight. Remember the one that was supposed to be before and then it wasn’t and then I got pregnant so then I delayed it? Well it’s tonight with Kelly from Speaking From the Crib. And I’m all nervous about it and I need PR people coaching me.
Remember when Britney did that Dateline interview and like was clearly lacking PR? She wore a dirty farmer’s outfit and a weave. I swear after that I saw her on I didn’t know I was pregnant giving birth in an McDonald’s. Anyway, totally digressing. My point is that I need you people to support me. So there are 2 ways that you can do this
The first is to just LISTEN HERE (this is easy and lazy so I know you can do it). There will be a quiz tomorrow so I can weed out the loyal.
The second is for my super specials. When Kelly says so you can call in and chat with us and ask questions and try to embarrass me or call me out for being a rotten bitch or something. I may cry though. Don’t do that. Call-in Number: (347) 539-5407. Remember wait for Kelly to tell you to call or you’ll be that idiot on hold for an hour.
So it’s at 8pm Eastern tonight. Don’t even give me that, oh I’m watching So You Think You Can Dance… because that rapes my brain. I don’t cry about dances and neither should anyone else. So pleasepleaspeleapselkalkjsejpil call. I’ll name the baby after you. No.
PS. When Bethenny posts stuff like this on facebook she gets 1600 people saying how excited they are for her and they will definitely support her. Just saying.
Hi I’m MODG. But you can call me MODG. You say it like Modg, like a Grandma name. Not like M.O.D.G. That’s a lot of syllables and I don’t have that kind of time. 
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I AM SO SUPER SPARKLES EXCITED!! There is no TV show on this planet that compares to your awesomes.
1 down, 1599 sparkle support posts to go. Let’s go people.
So exciting!!! I don’t watch any of the “dancing” shows so I’ll be tuning in!
I always wonder how 1600 people jump on Bethenny’s FB updates in like 10 minutes…
1598 to go!
Super sparkles!
Whooohooo…Reality Star MODG’s first public speaking appearance!! 1597 to go
You know that I love your blog & would love to call you out for being a rotten B who loves so you think you can dance… but 8PM ET is like 2am my time. Shan needs her beauty sleep!! But I’ll be sure to catch the after-air recording!
Bisous
I’ll start being excited for you when, in addition to being pregnant, you start making your own 100-calorie alcoholic beverage mixture and marketing it to the masses.
I’m so excited for you!!! Definitely supporting you!!
You’ll do AWESOME.. Don’t worry, you got this!
PS. I will not be calling.. I’ll be getting kiddos ready for bed and all those happenings.
PPS. You’ll understand what a process the above can be in due time.
GOOD LUCK TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!
Good luck!!!! I love Kelly and did this awhile back. I sounded retarded though. I’m sure you will sparkle and shine as always!
I am sooooo excited for you! I will most definitely be listening and may even call and sing you some Britney to pump you up.
Danny Tanner will be listening too.
I put you on my BB calendar so don’t make my cry into my phone tonight again like you did last time when my reminder went off but there was no podcast to be heard.
My DVR and I are tight so I can watch SYTYCD at a later time.
I totally support you- sparkle style! Maybe I should wear something sparkly so that you will feel the sparkle vibe over the airways??
I signed up to have a reminder for the podcast sent to my phone before it starts- do you think it will know that I am in TX- and sent it to me on the right time zone thing? hmmmm… You will be great!
I’m calling in Modg. Be scared.
I just heard you gasp in horror.
I’m extremely disappointed that you did not clear the time with me because I have to WORK tonight.
It would have been magic.
And you will have like 11 supporters, maybe 12, but the 12th will be watching so you think you can dance. Oops, I did it again. Good luck asian.
WILL BE THERE!!!
Just like when you’re 7 and you get cool roller skates but then you get them for your birthday and they are ugly and you can’t skate and you aren’t coordinated and you fall alot, I’m afraid that I won’t like your voice and then I’ll have to stop reading…
Best of luck! Make sure to say FUCK a lot. I hear you can do that on the interwebs?
Sweet! I am going to sneak into my office tonight just so I can hear it. I will turn some porn on for the hubs so he doesn’t bug me!
Hahaha! I’m listening to you right now!
You wanna publish a book and you don’t know anything computer-y.
You are so adorable!
And your voice is cute, you sound like a little girl!
Oh, I didn’t want to insult anyone, you sound like a CUTE little girl.
I sound like a LITTLE BOY, so there ya go.
I’m listening! I’m listening! So fun to actually hear you instead of just reading. I love it!
And you make me feel like I don’t actually say “like” that much, by comparison
shiz. i just read this (new job with blocked computers. damn it) can i find it on abc.com or something so i can catch up?
I only got to listen to the first half as I lost my internet connection! You did awesome!!!!