Many of you have asked if we have picked a name yet for our little Plankton. Apparently you don’t think that Plankton is a good enough name. It’s ok, B doesn’t either. And the answer is no we don’t have a name, but kind of, but not really and I’m not sure. All of those answers.
Here’s the deal. I had the SUPER PRESIDENT KING RULER of all girls names picked out and I sososososo wanted to use it. But that’s not happening. And I know by the time B gets around to producing female sperm, that name will be so popular that Justin Bieber will have twin daughters and 2 dogs, all with the name. No I’m not telling you so you can go and swipe it for your own dog.
Back to Plankton. Boys names are HARD. Like stupid hard. I like names that are unique. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not naming anyone Carrot. But I like maybe 20-30% uniqueness. You see I was one of 3 Amanda’s in my class at all times. I literally thought my name was Amanda G for 4 years. And I don’t wish that on Planky’s future. But boys are dicey. You can’t call a boy Fig Newton and expect to get away with it. But names like Brian and Jeff and Mark make me want to stab an eyeball.
So here’s where you come in. I need help and suggestions. If you have a cool boy name stored away in the secret folds of your brain, you need to spill it. And the double catch is that I’m not going to tell you what I choose until Plank face is here. He has to hear it first. But If someone does give us the winning name, I will send you a gift of my choosing once Planky gets here. I swear it.
Now just so we don’t get ahead of ourselves, here are some names I’m NOT choosing. So don’t suggest them:
1) Danny Tanner (or any other form) B says no way.
2) Brandon Dylan (B doesn’t share my 90210 passions)
3) Mike TV (with Charlie and Willy I thought we could continue with the theme, again, that’s a no)
4) ANYTHING BUSY, like with more than 2 syllables. My last name is busy and long and weird. Keep it short and cute
5) Dexter (I love it but B said we can’t name it after a fictional murderer. Whatever)
Oh nothing about Jesus either. He’s a Christmas baby but let’s not go wild with it. Thanks.
As a reminder, this is what he looks like. Just in case you’re like “how about Captain Baby Head?” And you can look at the picture and be like, no he doesn’t look like a Captain Baby Head.
Ok now make with the names. I’m seriously counting on you.
Especially you double hearts club. Bring it.