September 2010

September 23, 2010

So we can either play, Continuous Pee Stream OR Where’s My Vagina? Your choice.

Next week is a big week. THIRD trimester. And tri means 3 and Third is last and omg;l;lkmnv;lkxfnjfoaiu!! So I thought it was time to check in. You know like for real check in. Like how I can pretend that we are all actually friends and that you were all, MODG how ARE you feeling? [...]

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September 20, 2010

Willy is expressing his love for me in vomit form.

Most of us are happy that Plankton baby is on the way. MOST of us. Some of us however are not handling this well. At all. Please meet Willy, the most depressed/anxious cat on the block. First you should know that Willy is smart. Like way smart. He picks out my outfits for me in [...]

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September 20, 2010

Featuring a secret baby army and inappropriate lingerie. But not on babies. Except kind of. stay away pedophiles

This post has no purpose other than to give you a peek into my brain right now. Welcome. Bring flares and a first aid kit. When I was like 9 years old, I would teach my 2 year old sister words for things that were not correct. For example, I would point to a door [...]

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September 17, 2010

(MODG dream): And the homecoming queen of the internet is….MODG!

Here’s the deal. This post is on the DL from B. I’m writing this in a hush hush whisper tone. Can you tell? It’s perfect timing because he’s on his way to Penn State for the weekend with his family so he probably won’t read this. There’s secret stuff in this post that is just [...]

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September 16, 2010

Stuff about my wedding. Not by choice.

When I’m too fat and lazy to post here, I post other places. This is some jazz about my wedding. NOTE: The blogger mixed up my pictures. I am not in fact kissing my father on the lips. Enjoy. www.peppermintbliss.com