Hear me now and hear me always: if you offer to send me something free, I’m going to accept it. You could be like, Hey want some free dirt from my backyard? And I’ll be all, YES. Because more things are good. And that is why I’m bordering on a hoarder’s personality.
So in reading your comments, looks like I’m not the only one that Australia man contacted about shoes. When I got his email I’ll be honest, I barely looked at what he wanted to send me. I was just like, ok send me your free anything and I’ll talk about it. I mean I’m pretty sure you all could use a baby break around here. Little did I know what I was signing up for.
Remember when I said I hated Crocs and then I got these? This is like that but worse. I swore I’d never wear Uggs. I mean it says it in the name “ug”. Then I became a mom who trots around the house in the winter with a baby asking B to put my rice pack in the microwave and then drape it nicely over my feet. THEN I get an offer for free Uggs. Yes ok why the hell not.
But they weren’t called Uggs. Please note that I know nothing of Uggs, like at all. So when he was like, yes these are in fact Uggs just a different type with this special inside fur. Fine, do it up.
Fast forward ONE MONTH because that’s how long they took to come here from Australia with their holiday in China and I now own a pair of knock off Uggs. If there is anything worse than Uggs it’s cheaper shoes trying to be Uggs. And I own them.
Dudes, getting this show together on my toilet with dramababy was NOT easy. I didn’t even pull my jeans down. And I didn’t make any effort to crop out the camera. Whatever, times are changing. Please meet my new house slippers that will never see the light of day.
Whooga. Whoo? Exactly. I totally feel like I did in 5th grade when everyone was wearing Umbros and I had Undos from Walmart or something.
Just as ugly as the real thing. But like I said, I know nothing about Uggs so some 13 year old could totally be like, but the stitching doesn’t have a cross v pattern on the left ankle.
Now for the positive. This I like. The cushy fur inside that reminds me of that stuff that insulates your house. But I’m pretty sure real Uggs have this too. To the Australia guys credit, these are cheaper than actual Uggs. So if you want to be ghetto about it, buy these. What do I care.
In conclusion, if you want to buy knock off Uggs from Australia that take a month to get to you and flaunt the fake brand on the back, these are for you!
But I’m pretty sure that most of you are making this face about them right about now
And let’s just take a moment to see my toilet progression:
how life changes. Although let’s not define this phase of my life via fake Uggs.