Can’t post today. I have diarrhea. I also clogged the toilet.
Hooray.
This post is brought to you by B. Who unclogged the toilet and is the winner of the GPA.
November 21, 2011
I’ve been writing about poop for 3 years. I finally learned how to spell diarrhea.
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Hi I’m MODG. But you can call me MODG. You say it like Modg, like a Grandma name. Not like M.O.D.G. That’s a lot of syllables and I don’t have that kind of time. 
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I can’t spell it so I like to just call it the big D. Sad for you. Maybe try a diaper? Oh… and they have some flushable wipes.
Invest in butt plugs and air freshener.
Feel better soon!
Funny, I literally learned out to spell that today too lol. However, I call it Millport Road after a road near us…that way my husband and I can talk about it in public, and well, because diarrhea is a gross word to say/hear!
why why why did I read this while eating pumpkin pie?!
LOL this is awesome
Best of luck with that.
I think I may have been more embarrassed to win a 6th grade spelling bee because I knew how to spell that word! It does nothing for the ego to know how to spell it…that just means you’ve had to write it for something…
oh, and feel better, MODG.
My mom calls it the dying rears…
Try and look on the bright side…maybe it will help with the FUPA?
Shut the Front Door! I was thinking the same exact thing!! Butt pee = a slim FUPA…
You look topless in that drawing…do you usually poop in the nude?
I clean our church as my job. 400 people who all wait to poop til they come to church.
Really.
So I’m suffering from a rather annoying case of all day sickness (whoever called it morning sickness should be shot. It was probably a man), and I came upon a beauty of a clogged toilet.
No toilet paper in this one!
It was all yum yums!
I fled to the church secretary who is one of about 5 people in the world who know I’m pregnant and she, being the nicest, sweetest, most understanding person, took on that toilet and plunged it for me.
Which is a relief, cuz otherwise I would’ve had to be cleaning up puke as well as poop juice.
Here’s to the plungers of the toilets.
May they live long happy lives.
OMG I don’t even know where to begin. You deserve some sort of saintly award…
Oh man! Now that is love! B unclogged the toilet for you. A well deserved GPA. Feel better. That’s a rough thing to be sick with when you have a little mobile man.
Love conquers all, even the clogged toilet.
Aww that’s nice that he unclogged the toilet. If my boyfriend had to do that for me… Wait, no, he won’t. He has a thing about toilets. He just tells me to do it while he laughs….
I can’t spell it either… I just call it “the hurries” – you hurry to the bathroom and it hurries out of you.
OMG! I think I just died. “The hurries”! I love your explanation!
I am now going to call it the hurries! soo funny!
I can’t spell it either. I call it “the runs” that’s a normal one. I love the picture with this one. Your lucky to have B, my boyfriend would be like “Ew, unclog it yourself.” : (. I hope it goes away soon.
Lol…this is great!!
Ugh, I just started to recover from shooting everything I’ve ever eaten out of both ends, simultaneously. I feel your pain sister. Fortunately there were no clogs, though it probably would have just triggered another vomfest. Ew.
to the chicks who have boyfriends that won’t unclog toilets…seriously? are they men or boys?
Absolutely, Teresa! Dump them NOW before tougher issues down the road!!!!
We call it a downset stomach…. An upset stomach would be vomit. Up… Down.
Whoa..I thought it had an H in it…see? you CAN learn things on the innernetts