The mammogram/ultrasound results are in. Just a fluid filled cyst…normal and goes away on it’s own. Or doesn’t. But it’s ok because fluid filled cysts are the marshmallow rainbow candy canes of boob guts. That is, compared to the other stuff that it could have been i.e not rainbow things.
THAT MEANS I’M TOTALLY SUPER FINE EVERYONE.
HOORAY.
Dudes, when I tell you it’s been the worst 3 days of my life…well I guess I’m sort of exaggerating but man do I have stories to tell. G was in the hospital for Croup and possible pneumonia. And then they sat me next to the BIBLE at the radiologist.
We have a lot to discuss, but first I wanted to tell you the good news and also how much all of your comments meant to me. It seriously got me through the waiting period between not knowing and knowing. 3 cheers for oversharing with the internet.
But seriously, thank you.
xoxo
sparkle breasts
Hi I’m MODG. But you can call me MODG. You say it like Modg, like a Grandma name. Not like M.O.D.G. That’s a lot of syllables and I don’t have that kind of time. 
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Congrats! I actually was coming to your blog to wish you luck today (I’m not lazy, I just living in CA). Great to see you don’t need it!!
awesome = )
YAY!! Super happy for you!!! And I hope G is feeling better!
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay!!!
Yay!!!!!!! Congratulations on such great news. You must be so relieved.
Thank buddha.
I am so glad to hear/see this!!!!
Awesome news!!
Hooray! How awesome are your boobs right now!?
Am I the only one slightly disturbed by the fact that you aren’t wearing any pants in the drawing?
Seriously though, congrats! I found a lump in my breast one day and was TERRIFIED. My mom has had to have several lumps removed so I do have a family history. Turns out I had FIVE lumps, 2 in one and 3 in the other. Luckily it was nothing, so I know how you’re feeling, a huge ole wave of relief. So glad it was nothing!
Yaaaayyyy! Sparkle Rainbows for everyone!! Sorry your sweet baby was a sickie! Hope he is feeling better too!
WOO-HOO! I’ve never been so happy to have someone NOT join my club (AKA the something club). Now I feel all sparkly and will go have some nice Asian green tea:)
bazinga!! so happy for you
Yay! Super special Danny tanner sparkle hearts and ponies YAY!
I’m sorry the last few days have been so tough. I’m glad to hear about your nothing and hope G gets better super quickly.
Yay! I’m so happy for you that it’s nothing. I’m one of those creepers who loves your blog and I’ve never commented before, but I wanted to offer my congratulations.
So glad to hear the good news, MODG! Enjoy your sparkly rainbow breasts!
Ok…not gonna lie, I just got a little teary at work. Luckily I have an office, so no one can see me sniffling. I am very glad to hear you’re okay. I don’t know what I would have done if something was wrong with the rockin MODG. I’m sorry G has been feeling so badly lately, hopefully thats starting to calm down as well. Are you guys doing the, sit in the bathroom while theres a super steamy shower going thing? That always made my little cousin feel better and stop coughing. Breathing a sigh of relief in KY today.
Dear god I hope you mean Kentucky.
Yo, my gutter-brain wento the same place!
So glad everything is ok!! I hope G feels better very soon!
So glad to hear. Now go get your Falkor on!
Titty twisters to you! Happy to know you can leave this in the past as nothing more than a bad mammary. Memory.
Yayyyyy!!!!
Yay! Super sparkle dust and rainbows for normal titties!
SO, SO, SO GLAD to hear that everything is ok! Bummer about G, I hope that he gets better too… There’s nothing worse than a sick bebe!
Again, glad to hear that everything is ok and that you truly had a case of “the nothings”!
Fantabulous news MODG!!!! so glad all is ok and sending sparkly get better vibes to G…..:)
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yaaaaay!
Hooray! That’s fantastic news! So happy for you!
super awesome!
That is wonderful news! I’m so happy for you and your family!
YAY! SPARKLE BOOBS! Excellent news — very very happy to hear you’ll be just fine. Now go buy some new lingerie to celebrate … Dr. (degree conferred via hours upon hours of Internet research) J
JS @ http://motherlawyercrazywoman.blogspot.com/
Aww yay
It’s like your boobs are saying “Psych!”
So glad it was nothing. And I hope little G gets well soon!
So effing relieved! I couldn’t even comment on your scare post, and my ass always has something to say! What?!
Squeeze those girls and tell ‘em you love ‘em and to stop scaring you and us. K, thanks.
Lot’s of positive energy-laser-vibes to G and his icky croupe. I make herbal throat coat tea for my brat (Steep, then cool, then sippy cup) and it seems to help soothe her enough to not hack for an hour straight.
Glad it’s nothing! Also glad you didn’t have to go through seeing a surgeon and more tests…I’m still waiting and it sucks!
Yay Modg, so glad you are ok! I hope G is feeling better as well and things are getting back to normal!
Hooray!!
Cheering loud woo hoos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hooray for sparkles boobs! Tell your hubs that January has been so hard that in order to face February you will be needing a fancy vacation. (This actually worked for me.) Hug that croupy baby and sparkle on.
Modg, I was captain of the cheerleading squad in highschool (I usually don’t tell people this – it doesn’t go with my ‘image’ now – but we are doing internet oversharing, right?) and I am bustin out some righteous kick and yells. Also I’m super sad about G – nothing is worse than sick a sick baby – on top of wondering if the proverbial bus is hitting you right now. As usual, way too long way of saying something when “YAY!” would have done a fine job. Get well, G!
Beyond glad to hear the news! I have never commented on a blog ever, but as a regular reader I could not stop thinking about your scare. I live in fear of the c word and hearing about your situation I felt like it was happening to a friend and not just some near stranger out in the interwebs. Now go hug and kiss that baby! Just maybe not on the mouth if he’s got pneumonia. I also expect a Tracy Anderson inspired celebration dance.
Hooray modg boobs!
Now I have to ask… Did you make the sun/cloud/rainbow portion of the drawing above IN paint?
If so, wtf? That’s like.. Unbelievable!
If not, the stick figure is still pretty good
HURRAY FOR YOU AND YOUR BOOBIES!!! I’m so glad you’re OK. I’m preparing for my first doctors visit in about 8 years… YES you read that right. I’m so freaked out. I’ve been lazy and stupid all these years not going. I hope I didn’t screw myself.
I’m really happy it wasn’t anything bad.
Can’t wait to hear your stories and I hope G is feeling better! ox
Congrats! Sparkle Boobs!
Awesome. That is all x
I am so glad to hear that, MOGD!
I hope G is feeling better now. Have you had to do running the steamy shower? H had to spend the night in the hospital when he was 9 months old when he developed secondary pneumonia after he got RSV. That was TERRIBLE. Didn’t help any that he gave the RSV to me too.
YAY! Shiny rainbows and pink sparkles FTMFW!
awesome!!! i knew you’d be fine
sorry to hear G has had issues too, I’m glad things are looking up again!
Yay! Glad it was nothing.
Yeah!!! Happy for you and your family. Remember, Boobs are jazzy.
Doing a happy dance for nothing!!!
Hope baby G is feeling better soon.
well thank jeebers for that! have been waiting with fingers and toes x’d for you. NO MORE BOOB-O-RAMA-DRAMA!
YAY – so very happy to hear that! Thanks for sharing your experience & I am so glad you had a good outcome!
I’m so happy for you! But now let’s turn our attention to the birdie about to fly up into your vag, because that could be a something.
AWESOME!!!
xo
Holy Crap! How am I just seeing this?!?! That’s brilliant!! You’ve made my day!