Fame! You’ll be famous as famous can be, with the whole wide world watching you win on TV.
I’m sorry to say so but sadly it’s true that the extent of my pop culture references now are limited to Dr. Seuss and Sid the Science Kid. So…I may not be the most interesting/awake/sane person tomorrow morning when I’m
LIVE ON MF-ING TELEVISION BITCHES.
Guys, you remember Mike TV from Willy Wonka? He was all, I LOVE TV SO MUCH YOU ALL CAN SUCK IT AND I’LL JUST LIVE WITH MY STRING BEAN MOTHER AND MY TV. I’m totally like that. Me and TV are tight. So the fact that I’m going to be on it, is amazing.
I tried explaining this to G. That mommy is going to be on TV. He looked at the TV on the wall and asked if I needed a ladder. Point G.
Here’s the deal, it’s LIVE. That means I can’t say shitballs usa. I also need to be awake. That means that despite setting my alarm to pump TWICE in the middle of the night and my inability to consume coffee right now…or speed, I need to get my shit together.
I’m going to be on a show called Dawn on WMPN. It’s on tomorrow (MONDAY) at 10:30am
It’s a local Philly/Jersey station. Comcast is SD #19 and HD #794. It’s *pretty* local. But I’m *pretty* much just a blogger and have no business on TV anyway. So I feel *pretty* cool about it.
Ruby, B and G are all coming with me. I told them they didn’t have to but I think B wants some camera time too. ***IT’S NOT THE COLE HAMELS SHOW B, IT’S MY SHOW. MY SHOW.**
I’ll be talking about my favorite baby picks right now and a special little segment on baby fashion. Get your babies ready Philly. I’m NOT playing.
I’m going to start covering up my dark circles tonight. Hopefully by morning, I’ll put a dent in them.