Dramababy

June 9, 2012

Confession Saturday: I’m terrified of my unborn child. But also most parts of Science.

There’s a couple of things I’m scared of right now. 1) Parallel universes and quantum mechanics in general. See, I’ve been watching an unhealthy amount of The Science Channel…specifically Through the Wormhole. Like, I watched 4 hour episodes and I’m desperately trying to watch them again. They are usually about how science and space will [...]

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March 14, 2012

After you cry about your dramababy, then you laugh about it. While he cries about it: THE FIRST HAIRCUT.

I sincerely thank you all for your thoughtful and insightful comments on the previous post. I don’t know how any mom does it without 300,000 people helping her through the hard times. So thank you. And now that we’ve vented, we can pull on our big girl spanx and move on. Today we’re talking about [...]

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March 12, 2012

Learning to accept your child for who they are. Almost like learning advanced Physics. *hard*

Being a mom is a giant 72lb backpack of guilt that you carry around 24 hours a day. (When you sleep it sits on your face). Also, mixed into that bag is a few cans of worry and containers of ohshit. We just got back from our first trip away with G since October. We [...]

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March 5, 2012

Where exactly do they learn to throw themselves onto the floor and writhe around as if snakes are in their clothes?

Toddlers. I am not cut out for toddlers. I think the only ones who are cut out for toddlers are those people in the south who put tiaras on them. First I need to know which one of your children came to my house in the middle of the night and taught G how to [...]

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January 31, 2012

It’s a mournful day at MODG.

Dudes. World=rocked. I’m officially in mourning. G has recovered nicely from his billion germ sickness and as the virus died so did something else. Something I’ll never get back. Something I loved dearly and held close to my heart every single day. THE SECOND NAP. I heard rumblings of this thing that these toddlers do, [...]

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