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August 1, 2012

I’ve been avoiding you. And now I’ll explain. THEN we’ll watch the drag queens.

On behalf of me and Yoshe, we apologize for our dick-ness in our last post. I always know when I cross some sort of internet blog line when my friends and family start emailing me like “um, do you need some help?” And I never realize it when I’m writing it. But then I’m like, [...]

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July 11, 2012

It finally happened thanks to an Asian, her mom and the lady who looks at my vagina.

Just because someone gets to look at your vagina and probably see you poop doesn’t mean you want them to read about your vagina and your poop. No, despite your sense of logic, that sentence is not backwards. So lately something has happened. Something pretty good. I think? Well good to regular people, bad to [...]

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June 26, 2012

We know.

Today was the day. I didn’t sleep. I was pretty sure I was going to crash  my car on the way. I cried. All morning. (and also 2 days before) The best news of the day: We’re having a healthy baby.   And the other news….   . . . . . . . . [...]

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May 13, 2012

Behind the scenes of my Listen to your Mother performance. Panic, drama and triumph. Plus some pee in the thong..

The countdown was 1 week until my Listen to your Mother performance. I was one of 12 writers performing in Philadelphia’s debut show. And I was 1 of 12 writers without a voice and with a face full of puke. I was panicked. I’ll take you back to the first rehearsal. The scene is me [...]

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May 2, 2012

The 2nd biggest secret I didn’t try so hard to keep. Like, ever.

**comments are on a delay. They will show up just not right away** Well here we are. It’s been 10 days. I am back. Blogging is apparently the only profession (and I’m using giant air quotes around that word), where one is not allowed any breaks. I literally got hate mail for taking a break. [...]

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