Stuff I like

September 17, 2012

My last time on the toilet before the baby comes. No. My last time STANDING on it.

I have good friends. Real ones that don’t just live on the internet. Internet people are good too. Usually. But these people I’ve actually seen and touched. Well, not like really touched. I don’t like to touch or be touched. Ask B. He’s thrilled with that. But my good friends are throwing me a Sprinkle. [...]

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September 10, 2012

Just wrap a quarter in your undies and press. And other important makeup tips.

Let’s all be honest. A year ago we were not baking bread from scratch. We were not making casserole’s that taste like pizza with 1 calorie. We were not stock piling pumpkin filling to make every fall festive cookie in existence. Our outfits were just ok. And we didn’t know how to make homemade kitchen [...]

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July 22, 2012

Stuff I Like/Stuff YoShe Wants. Yes she totally wants Longchamp and a Nest Thermostat. SHE DOES.

Apologies to those of you who follow me on Pinterest. Today I have abducted your computers with an obscene amount of tiny adorable baby girl clothes. You know the ones that are like 65 euro for a t-shirt that the kid will poop on. Because obviously we can’t buy her a thing without international postage [...]

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June 29, 2012

This type of thing is DEFINITELY illegal in like 40 countries. Maternity swimwear glory.

This post is payback. Except it’s payback to myself. Which is like just pay. But  not money pay. Whatever. It’s something. I decided to do some toilet pics in my own swimwear. In all my pregnant glory. And it was surprising. In a lot of ways. Like, Surprise! I am way too lazy to even [...]

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June 22, 2012

JUST SAY NO TO MOM SWIMWEAR. Your life depends on it. A Brazilian told me.

Hey Ho’s. So today’s post will probably piss you off. It’s mostly because I’m going to yell at you. And you’re going to be like, “who does she think she is? She’s pregnant and then usually not a completely terrible fatty. She doesn’t even know.” But I’m still going to say it and you’ll thank [...]

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