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September 17, 2012

My last time on the toilet before the baby comes. No. My last time STANDING on it.

I have good friends. Real ones that don’t just live on the internet. Internet people are good too. Usually. But these people I’ve actually seen and touched. Well, not like really touched. I don’t like to touch or be touched. Ask B. He’s thrilled with that. But my good friends are throwing me a Sprinkle. [...]

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September 10, 2012

Just wrap a quarter in your undies and press. And other important makeup tips.

Let’s all be honest. A year ago we were not baking bread from scratch. We were not making casserole’s that taste like pizza with 1 calorie. We were not stock piling pumpkin filling to make every fall festive cookie in existence. Our outfits were just ok. And we didn’t know how to make homemade kitchen [...]

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July 17, 2012

The most important thing you must do before the baby comes. And if you don’t the 11 things you’ll never be able to do again.

If you are pregnant: LISTEN UP. I’m about to tell you some important words. I didn’t do it during my first pregnancy but this time I knew I KNEW that it was non negotiable. We scraped together every last dollar and agreed on no birthday or Christmas presents for like the next 12 years and [...]

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February 19, 2012

My biggest fashion secret of 2011. 2 words: free and awesome.

311 of you voted on facebook to decide what I should wear to a baby shower today. THREE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN. People like to tell other people what to do. Fact. It’s ok because I need the help. And after a landslide, you all decided on option B. Good choice. So because the internet told [...]

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February 5, 2012

The only one that saved me from complete motherload meltdown. Hint: It does not have a pulse. Figures.

Dudes, this week reached into my soul, poured hot honey on it and dumped it in feathers. Then it pointed and laughed. I’ll be brief. I’m still sick. We’re back on 2 naps because G’s head spun around and venom shot out of his mouth every night at 5pm. None of my shows are on [...]

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