You think you know but you have no idea

November 15, 2012

The hand we’ve been dealt and the struggle to accept it.

This will be a very difficult post for me to write. Because when I put it down in words, it’s real. You may have noticed that Wednesday afternoon, I closed the comments on the last post. It wasn’t because there were offensive comments or any problem at all. It was because your comments were so [...]

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November 7, 2012

I say “vag” 30 times in this post and “Olsen twin” 4 times. Also I mspainted private parts. You’re warned.

I definitely took for granted last time that I didn’t have to go through the waitandsee bullshit of pregnancy. My water broke early and we were off. No, I don’t want that again, but this waiting and seeing is nonsense. So today I had a midwife appointment and I let her “check me”. I originally [...]

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September 30, 2012

My unborn child is a reckless bad ass with blue tooth and an attitude. And I’m in no mood.

Hello friends. It’s been a spell, hasn’t it? I however can no longer take responsibility for my body or it’s actions. I declare that this 3rd trimester will somehow, someway get me onto at least the local news, if not Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen. Let me explain. Lest you not forget (I [...]

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September 4, 2012

Blogging in the 3rd trimester should be on the no list with boozing and belly flops onto cement.

Where have I been? I feel like I’ve been answering that a lot lately.  To be fair to myself and avoid any responsibility, I blame Yoshe. Where do I begin… Most of you have been reading with me from the very beginning. I love that, because when I write, I genuinely feel like I’m talking [...]

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August 24, 2012

Dear Persons who installed Unbaby.me on Facebook

Hi!. I heard you don’t want to see babies anymore on your facebook feed and you downloaded this new app that blocks baby faces and replaces them with things like cats and dogs. It’s cool, I get it. You’re young, hot, hip and with it. I can tell by the 300 pictures that I’ve seen [...]

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