MODG — I do important things here. Like your mom.

April 9, 2013

Ruby made me do it. A post on her behalf.

With all this business of single-ish parenting, not eating anything that wasn’t blessed by britney fairies and tantrums about apples and socks, I haven’t even had a chance to tell you about the best thing ever. And that my friends, is dressing up a little girl baby. Oh I know. Duh. But really, it’s amazing. [...]

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April 1, 2013

2012 Apocalypse, Celebrity Ghost Stories, and the week alone with the kids. REAL FEARS.

Guys, I survived. Well, I survived week 1 of single parenting. I have another week coming up followed by another 2 weeks alone. Dudes, I don’t care if you’re like the toughest baddest ass on the block. You WILL FEAR the week alone. Oh yes, you’ll fear it. Because now? I fear nothing more in [...]

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March 25, 2013

not dead. I think.

I’m here. Sort of. I’m here in a fuzzy, I can kind of see through my frizzy bangs and dirt halo sort of way. I’m going to say this. Military wives are my heros. They deserve badges and buckets of gold and honors and things like that. It’s March. It’s snowing. March is a whore. [...]

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March 4, 2013

Send help. Send meds. Send booz. Send babysitters.

You guys. I just got some NEWS. And not the US Weekly kind. I’m going to be alone with the kids for a full week. That means, wake ups, all meals, all baths, all NIGHT LONG wake ups and all entertainment. Me. And then? When it’s all over? I have to do it again, and [...]

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