MODG — I do important things here. Like your mom.

March 30, 2012

Teenagers can’t be babysitters. They can’t even drink booze yet.

I have one of those relationships with my child that has a 40% probability of turning into some scene with me waving a gun around a future college campus screaming “NONE OF YOU WHORES ARE GOOD ENOUGH. NONE OF YOU”. Or something equally normal. Yes, I admit it. I’m pretty overprotective. I just sort of [...]

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March 25, 2012

Attention MODG fans. I need your support. And I need you to make me feel famous. Usual stuff.

A friend of mine told me about this and I knew..I KNEW that I had to be a part of it. But I didn’t know if they would WANT me to be a part of it. If there is one thing I love more than writing inappropriately on the internet about my life, it’s being [...]

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March 19, 2012

The top 9 things that I’ve learned from a hippie this year. 10 was too much.

I’ve learned a lot this year. Mostly stuff from Pinterest. But all of the other important stuff, I’ve learned from a hippie. And here’s what I’ve learned about learning stuff from a hippie: they have no alternate agenda other than doing things naturally and healthy. Now some things I’ve said thanks hippies, but no thanks [...]

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March 14, 2012

After you cry about your dramababy, then you laugh about it. While he cries about it: THE FIRST HAIRCUT.

I sincerely thank you all for your thoughtful and insightful comments on the previous post. I don’t know how any mom does it without 300,000 people helping her through the hard times. So thank you. And now that we’ve vented, we can pull on our big girl spanx and move on. Today we’re talking about [...]

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March 12, 2012

Learning to accept your child for who they are. Almost like learning advanced Physics. hard

Being a mom is a giant 72lb backpack of guilt that you carry around 24 hours a day. (When you sleep it sits on your face). Also, mixed into that bag is a few cans of worry and containers of ohshit. We just got back from our first trip away with G since October. We [...]